"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Giovanni Casanova: About your woman...

Climax

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nice...

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
You got it wrong... I'M the ugly one... she's pretty.

See, there's still hope for you!
Classic!:crackup:


Laterz...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by spider_007
Oh so it's "THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST" thing then. AWWWW, now that's even cuter.
Yeah, but not so much with the dancing furniture.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by CLOONEY
I think I asked this before, but are you guys actually together? N is that you two in the pic on the sig?
Yes we are.

Yes, we're getting married 12/31 of this year.

Yes, that's us in the little picture.
 
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Does she know that you are a homo!!!!
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Does she know that you are a homo!!!!
I'm telling you for the last time, PRL...

NO, I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU, SO STOP ASKING.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
OK Billy Madison :crackup:
"PuertoRican_Lover drinks his own pee."

I still hate how you both screwed a few of us over by moving the date up...Guess I'll just send my wedding gift instead. I hope it's ok with some airholes...
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
"PuertoRican_Lover drinks his own pee."

I still hate how you both screwed a few of us over by moving the date up...Guess I'll just send my wedding gift instead. I hope it's ok with some airholes...
awwwww
 

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Orginially posted by PRL
Does she know that you are a homo!!!!
She'll find out on the honeymoon when he decides to cheat on her with the poolboy in the maintance shack. ;)
 
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