"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ghosts Spooking Soldiers in New Orleans

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
I lived with a ghost in my last apartment.

It would move things around in my room, turn lights on and off and on some nights I could hear it breathing next to me.

I am a pretty conservative guy...I don't buy into new age hocus pocus, but I can't deny what I have seen with my own eyes.

There is more to this world than most people can see
Yeah, agreed. There's just been too many sightings for too long to negate the possibility. Too many researchers have been spoofed, and no one could really PROVE that the sightings were't real.

UFO sightings for example have been proved wrong by many many astronomers/scientists/researchers. Not so much luck on ghosts and supernatural occurances, though. :) Like no one has been able to prove some catholic miracles, like why a painting of the Virgin Mary would suddenly, consitantly cry tears of blood. They've analized these things over and over - yet still no conclusions have been made. :confused:

I dunno about you guys, but this world is starting to spook me out. Haha.

Boo! :rolleyes:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Alicorn
Ghosts aren't real.

Neither is god.

You don't have a soul.

I'm sorry this all comes as shocking news to your pathically narrowminded life.
Ironic.
 

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Jerry Falwell- "The Tsunami, it's the homo's fault."

Michael Savage, Conservative Talk Radio Host-"I don't think it was a tragedy. We shouldn't be spending a dime on this."
 

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Originally posted by bbestar
I find it quite interesting that

the day the huricane struck... 3 days after that was scheduled the largest gay festival held in new orleans.. with over 25,000 in attendance.

Maybe God is trying to speak to us
Why would God hit THEN, and not wait until the gays were in New Orleans? If it was a punishment, dontcha think God would have waited til 25,000 homos flooded New Orleans before having Lake Pontchartrain flood it?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Keeper
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Dude, I'm sure even your subnormal level of intelligence told you that was a stupid comment. :-/ Why on earth would you post that? Prolly the dummest thing I've seen today.

Gosh, I have nothing against contra religious opinions, but why must they all be so... uhh... stupid?

"Know your enemy" - You would do well to do just a teeny bit of research before you lay claims like that. Maybe then you'd learn your whimsical estimate of what's right is really bull****.

Pheh...
My faith in man's intelligence lowers every day.
 

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Originally posted by Alicorn
Ghosts aren't real.

Neither is god.

You don't have a soul.

I'm sorry this all comes as shocking news to your pathically narrowminded life.
what about the tooth fairy?

don't dash all of our hopes here.
 

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God promised Noah He would never again flood the earth, so I don't think the tsunami or the hurricane had anything to do with Him.

And whoa there, guys. You're not doing a great job convincing anyone that God is/isn't real. You're just b!tching at each other. Since that's not really the point of this forum, maybe you should knock it off.

Ghosts are scary.
 

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Resurrection Mary

Busby Stoop Inn

Speaking of ghosts, these two stories are beyond freaky!!!!
 

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Originally posted by Keeper
Fool, there is absolutely nothing in scriptural writing to support that claim. If you must state an argumentative opinion please check your facts. :-/ 'cause what you said there was just idiotic.
I'm responding to his interpretation of Biblical intent. If context is too complex a thing for you to follow, then perhaps you should count to 10 before posting.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Why would God hit THEN, and not wait until the gays were in New Orleans? If it was a punishment, dontcha think God would have waited til 25,000 homos flooded New Orleans before having Lake Pontchartrain flood it?

Doesn't it seem in this world that some get away with deeds and live the good life, have the upper hand, live the good life, live whatever way they want, dress the way whatever they want.... and the good hardworking, the poor, and the innocent people of the world suffer, and fall onto the wayside.....

If your thinking your getting away with immorality or lying or others... think again


Hebrews Chapter 4: Verse 13

"Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do."

but there is a way out

Hebrews Chapter 4: Verse 16

"Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that we may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need."

God doesn't hate gay's or lesbians.. he hates the sin..
 

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Originally posted by naoi deag se deag
God promised Noah He would never again flood the earth, so I don't think the tsunami or the hurricane had anything to do with Him.

And whoa there, guys. You're not doing a great job convincing anyone that God is/isn't real. You're just b!tching at each other. Since that's not really the point of this forum, maybe you should knock it off.

Ghosts are scary.
Ditto

you believe what you want to believe and what you believe is your buisness.

Like I said before, this forum has more mood swings than a scroned and mentally insane woman during her period.
 
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