Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Huh? WHa?KarmaSutra said:Sin City 2 will be fvcking nice as well. Have you seen the uncut Sin City? If not spend the thirty bucks at Best Buy and get it. Un-fvcking-believable!
Consider it done!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Huh? WHa?KarmaSutra said:Sin City 2 will be fvcking nice as well. Have you seen the uncut Sin City? If not spend the thirty bucks at Best Buy and get it. Un-fvcking-believable!
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Vulpine said:I'll be waiting with cash in hand when 300 opens.
I agree that this was what Spawn aspired to be. The acting was goofballish and some of the dialogue was trite but all in all it was a fun flick.PRMoon said:Pros: Good story, like Spawn done right and is good from both a comic readers stand point as well as a religious one because it's about dealing with the devil and all that jazz. The CGI was fantastic, I never though a talking flaming skull would look that good and the rest of the demons in the movie were equally good. The pennace stare was done PERFECTLY to the letter.
Again I concur. It went well beyond " Suspension of disbelief."Cons: Not enough Eva Mendez. Token hottie should of been used and abused as such. Probobly going to be confusing for people with shallow minds for philosophy. The final battle was not very climatic. Makes cops look like retards. Would you try to stand up to a ghostly imortal figure with your 45 or attempt to persue it on a motorcycle that leaves a wake of destruction and flaming trail?
No way can this be compared to any of the Spiderman/FF/X-men marvel franchise beauties. If they get a decent Director the next one should be good. I will declare this though, FF: RoSS will be fvcking awesome! Spidey 3 too.Verdict: If you in anyway like how marvel has been making up for it's lack of comic sales by converting their endless comics to movies, then you have to see this movie. It's not as a$$ kicking as blade but it's at least as good as spiderman if not better. It's very similar to spawn but done much much better so if you like humans saving themselves from damnation then it's for you hands down.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I seriously beg to differ about the abuse of the token hottie... the stand-up scene, in the restaurant? I acutally bust out laughing when she whipped out the 8-ball...PRMoon said:Cons: Not enough Eva Mendez. Token hottie should of been used and abused as such. Probobly going to be confusing for people with shallow minds for philosophy. The final battle was not very climatic. Makes cops look like retards. Would you try to stand up to a ghostly imortal figure with your 45 or attempt to persue it on a motorcycle that leaves a wake of destruction and flaming trail?
Right after she flips her 8-ball, she asks the waiter something like "you think I'm good looking, right?" and the waiter is like "Meh." *shrug*Vulpine said:When she recounts every single detail to every friend she has, skims her issues of Cosmo, flips over her 8-ball, and googles "relationship+Honda Civic+toilet seat up", she will come to a decision.
Mine too!:nervous:Captain Ramen said:300 is going too take my IMAX cherry.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.