"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pakwah

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I find myself constantly at my gf throat when it comes to online chat rooms or forums. Not that it is a big deal, i did it when i was her age....my problem is that all i read in them are 'this guys hot' or 'i love this guy..' mostly celebs and stuff. Thing is pictures and posters and wallpapers of these people have flooded my computer. She spends more time on the computer than she does with me and spends all night just looking for new wallpapers. They get more attention than i do. It's pissin me off....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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milkman

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Originally posted by Pakwah
Thing is pictures and posters and wallpapers of these people have flooded my computer.
Tell her she can have this **** on her computer and forbid her to have it on yours if it annoys you.

Tell her on your computer are only hot (really hot) girls allowed. Tell her to have a look for some (female) pornstar wallpapers and then you will choose the best and make some pics of her posting like this pornstar.

Tell her that you u hate masturbating in front of your pc with all these gay pics there and that she should remove them asap and instead you will make a little movie with her that u can use for masturbating when she is not there.
 

milkman

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Originally posted by blueangel83
Tell her EXACTLY how you feel about her.
Yea that is for sure right and great. Man, do exactly this. But avoid it like the pest telling her this when she is looking after some male hollywood celebs on your pc.

Yeah, she can look for what she want, but hell who wants to have this gay **** on his pc. I at least dont. And why does she have to sit in front of your pc? Is there nothing better to do when she is at your place?
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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