"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GF Wants to Spice Things Up

DEEZEDBRAH

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But I honestly have no real desire to. I'm pretty content with the sex I have with her. We've done everything short of anal and she said she wouldn't do that unless we were married :rolleyes:. She bought a little sexy outfit yesterday which looked good. But in the end I just wanted her to take it all off. She's mentioned more oral foreplay and while I've done my fair share, it's not my favorite thing to do or have done. This little sloot about 3 years ago set the bar high by swallowing and sucking at the same time and if my GF was going to do something like that, she would've already done it. My thoughts are this thing is about to be doomed since we're at a stalemate with this subject. Any thoughts? Advice?
There's no ambiguity for desire. I am just happy this is not her wanting a sandwich devil's triangle or something gay. It sounds like you need to give her the D lol. Love making is phaggotry.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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