"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gf still hurts during sex

TheNewGuy

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Me and my girlfriend have had sex about half a dozen times. Shes never bled. She was a virgin so we expected some pain the first few. However she says when we have sex that it still hurts just as much as the first time and that she gets no enjoyment whatsoever out of it. When her friends lost their virginity they said that they felt some kind of pleasant feelings the second time.

Whats going on?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SinJester

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Don't ask random immature nerds via the internet. Get her to go see a docter.

jj about the first sentance if anyone here is easily offended *cough* afcs..
 

kdnash82

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Are her juices flowing when you guys are having sex? Does she get wet? If not, it could just be the fact that she's not lubricated.

If you're sticking ya peter in her when she's dry, then it's gonna hurt her. If you're using a condom, then you should be able to tell when she's becoming dry. Your condom will start to bunch up around the head and things should start feeling uncomfortable for you also.

If this is the case, I would recommend getting some lube. Some people use KY Jelly, because it's a house hold brand. It'll get the job done to a degree, but doesn't last very long (at least for me).

Others who know any better will tell you to go get Astroglide. I've personally never used it, but from what I've heard this stuff is the best on the market. It could probably be used in place of WD40.

I myself use Banana Boat Aloe Vera Gel. It comes in a clear bottle with a yellow top. Looks like green jelly. Not sure what your living status is, but you could keep this laying around and your parents wouldn't ask any questions. Personally, I just don't like having some girl over and pulling out a bottle of greasy lube that's wrapped in tissue to keep it from leaking all over everything in my drawer. Kills the moment.

If all else fails, you could always go with spit. Sounds gross and looks gross when I see guys in pornos do it, but it actually works. I personally wouldn't go spitting on some girls snatch just to get things moving, but I have spent a good amount of time giving oral to a girl that was known to be a little dry sometimes. Wasn't ever sure if it just got the juices flowing, or the spit from my mouth made it seem that way.
 

bigjohnson

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Astroglide is the lube of champions. Also the containers are well designed and won't tend to leak.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alkali

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SinJester said:
Don't ask random immature nerds via the internet. Get her to go see a docter.

jj about the first sentance if anyone here is easily offended *cough* afcs..
How DARE you!
 

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there is nothing wrong her body wasnt fully ready for the big change. she will be fine .
 

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Yeah i'd recommend a doctor cause one of my chick friends has/had the same problem she had an operation for it cause it was kinda serious.But now she is fiine and now she gets wet as if she just had a bucket of water thrown over her :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Do anything you can to help encourage her to relax; such as certainly take your time, given her an encouraging smile, go in slow and gentle (and maybe even smile at her then).

If she doesn't feel really wet and its not smooth, then she isn't aroused yet for any number of reasons. Anxiety is usually the problem for someone new to sex. Encouragement and genuine patience is your best approach. Make the foreplay take so long that she's asking you for it, not the other way around.
 
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