KnockoutJM
Don Juan
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
LOL wtf ???KnockoutJM said:She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on
Blahh :crazy:but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong.
Yeah go reread the bible if you even have at all, your lagging miles behind.Does anybody have advice on this?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
It's not shallow whatsoever. You have an affinity for good head and that's that. I'm sure your woman loves to have her pvssy munched on now and again. You're not apologetic for giving her what she craves and neither should she.D!ck Ramsey said:I dumped my last GF because she was a #2. I know that sounds shallow, but I like having my dikk sucked, and sucked well!
Easy answer is dump that b*tch. There are many fishes in the sea. I think she's the first girl who doesn't like sucking d*ck, maybe she's sucking someone else and not yours? Just kidding, still if I knew you I would make fun of your girlfriend.KnockoutJM said:I've been dating this girl for a few months, and the sex is amazing. But tt's strange, she loves to randomly play with my ****, she says it makes her horny, along with sucking on my fingers and some other random things.
She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on, but sucking on my finger or just playing with my **** does get her wet. Is there a way to make her enjoy it more, or am i basically SOL with BJs. Like she will start, and then be like " can we please have sex"
And also, she loves spontaneous HJs like in my car, or in a public place or randomly she will play with it, but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong. Does anybody have advice on this?
probably cause she doesn't have a d!ckGF doesn't like BJs
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.