KnockoutJM
Don Juan
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LOL wtf ???KnockoutJM said:She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on
Blahh :crazy:but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong.
Yeah go reread the bible if you even have at all, your lagging miles behind.Does anybody have advice on this?
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
It's not shallow whatsoever. You have an affinity for good head and that's that. I'm sure your woman loves to have her pvssy munched on now and again. You're not apologetic for giving her what she craves and neither should she.D!ck Ramsey said:I dumped my last GF because she was a #2. I know that sounds shallow, but I like having my dikk sucked, and sucked well!
Easy answer is dump that b*tch. There are many fishes in the sea. I think she's the first girl who doesn't like sucking d*ck, maybe she's sucking someone else and not yours? Just kidding, still if I knew you I would make fun of your girlfriend.KnockoutJM said:I've been dating this girl for a few months, and the sex is amazing. But tt's strange, she loves to randomly play with my ****, she says it makes her horny, along with sucking on my fingers and some other random things.
She hates giving BJs. She doesn't think im dirty or anything, she just says it doesnt turn her on, but sucking on my finger or just playing with my **** does get her wet. Is there a way to make her enjoy it more, or am i basically SOL with BJs. Like she will start, and then be like " can we please have sex"
And also, she loves spontaneous HJs like in my car, or in a public place or randomly she will play with it, but she gets mad because i dont cvm fast enough. She says her hand gets tired, i dont know what is wrong. Does anybody have advice on this?
probably cause she doesn't have a d!ckGF doesn't like BJs
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.