Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Gf constantly sending big texts about how happy and in love she is

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja

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How do I respond i get 1 every week normally I respond with;

It's 2 paragraphs of text.

That's great baby
Glad your happy
Happy too
Ect

I don't know wot to make of it. It's typically when she goes out to the pub with her friends. Been with her for a year now. See her 1-2 times a week.

Any advice

This is pretty trollulzy. I'll answer for the hell of it. You claim to not know what to make of it.

You know damn well "what to make of it".

You conveniently slipped in at the end "it's typically when she goes to the pub with her friends" that she sends you these "love" texts. *Needed that "hook" to get the "what to do replies" eh? lol.

Let me guess. After a few posters respond with common sense of what "love" texts to a dude from a chick mean while she's out at the pub with friends..you'll keep up with "clueless" what to do next trollulzy questions..Step your troll game up.
 

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just text back to her

"TL;DR"

that will show how 'ALPHA' you are
 
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