"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Poonani Maker

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How do you do it? What are our tools for doing this?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Uhh...obviously youve learned nothing, even though you know the answer to your question.
 

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Our tools for getting her naked include: a usb drive, a ti-89, and a pocket protector...
 

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Duct tape and a hunting knife.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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WalkingStick

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Chloroform and black gloves

Please don't rape anyone...
 

legolas

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Solomon said:
are you serious?
You just take them off

ROFL
Better yet, ask her to take them off.

"Take off your shirt"
"Why?"
"If you don't take it off I can't kiss your body....and I really wanna"
 

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Through the course of the evening, you take her back to a secluded location. There you create a seductive mood with candles, music, story telling, etc. After making out with her... slowly remove each article of clothing.

That's how it usually happens for me. Sometimes I just go for the pants first and give them oral. Depends on what your relationship with her is like.
 

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I light her clothes on fire. Ultimate PUA tool
 

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What worked for me a few weeks ago, is when this HB8.5 I had to rescue in the middle of the night, started arguing with me, and threw water on me (This was half and half real arguing, and joking), I gave her shyt, then threw my glass of water on her chest. She gave me respect for retaliation, then took her shirt off...then her bra, even though I'm pretty sure it was still dry. So a few minutes later I 'accidentaly' spilled some on her pants...

It was a very unexpected surprise from my ex's best friend at 4 am one night! I had a gnarly crush on her four years ago, but couldnt go for it, cuz of her friend I was banging.

Anyway, fell free to use my patented 'throw water on her' schtick.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1. Buy drink for girl
2. Slip roofie into drink
3. Take her to your place
4. Take off clothes












(Please take this as sarcasm)
 

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If you really have to ask...

Usually if I'm making out heavily with a chick (and hearing her moan and start grinding again me) I slip my hands under the shirt and undo the bra, then lift the shirt - she'll have to raise her arms, but if she's into it she won't object.

The pants/stockings/panties can be a little trickier since she has to be standing up for that. I usually leave the stockings on since they don't get in the way and I find banging a girl wearing stockings to be sexy
 

DonJuanit0

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I couldn't agree more with leporello! Though I take the pants off as well! She can be laid down to take them off as well! :) Moving on with your relationship you'll get your self only needing to take off the pants and start your work!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Good responses. I got some ideas.
 

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Asteconn said:
you know that jackhammer I have as a right hand? I use that!
You must have to be very precise, wouldn't want to disembowel her. Try explain that to the police.
 
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