Getting weed out of your system?

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Alright I get drug tested in two or three weeks and if im not clean my a$$ is going to county jail

So I've been drinking a lot of water but I don't think it works
Does the cranberry juice work?
Someone help me out before I get stuck in a cell with a guy named bubba

 

[Scrumtulescence]

From what I've heard, do ASSLOADS of cardio, until two or three days before the test.

 

[Skel]

I asked the same question about 4 months ago due to a job interview. It depends on how much you smoked and for how long you ahve been smoking, your metabolism etc etc. I was not able to pass the drug test by the way.

 

[Vulpine]

Drink a gallon of Weed-b-Gone by Ortho.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

I asked the same question about 4 months ago due to a job interview. It depends on how much you smoked and for how long you ahve been smoking, your metabolism etc etc. I was not able to pass the drug test by the way.

How much and when were you smoking?

 

[Bvbidd]

Drink tons of water and run around a lot, keep your metebolism up by eating frequent small meals and running around. Caffine should help too with lots of water. If you keep that up everyday for the three weeks you'll pass it.

Unless your fat, if your fat you probally won't pass it. Because THC just sits in your fat.

 

[Skel]

How much and when were you smoking?

Well I was smoking like 5 or 6 blunts a day for like 10 years straight. You could say I had an addiction problem. I finally quit totally, that was about 6 months ago and after I didnt get the job but it wasnt as hard as I thought it would be.

 

[TheNewGuy]

Well I was smoking like 5 or 6 blunts a day for like 10 years straight. You could say I had an addiction problem. I finally quit totally, that was about 6 months ago and after I didnt get the job but it wasnt as hard as I thought it would be.

Wait... so the last time you smoked was 6 months ago?

You're clean.

 

[SamePendo]

You smoked weed since age 7?

 

[dirtyvibe]

You know, I don't smoke pot so I can't really help you out personally but I can give you some advice.

Try asking at a real pot smoking forum like www.hipforums.com MJ section

 

[Bible_Belt]

fwiw, thc is stored in fat cells, which is commonly accepted as fact. The exact course of action that is best to take is a matter of debate, but imo, at least don't be burning fat the few days before the test. Putting on fat while you are clean is probably not a bad idea, either. There are a million and one home recipes for the best concoction to be drinking: golden seal, green tea, and cranberry derivitives are at least probably not unhealthy for you. Modern urinalysis will reject a sample that is too watered-down. Some 'pass your test' drinks that used to work for some people might not work for you.

The best advice, and you would be surprised at how many people don't do this, is to stop smoking pot, at least until your test results come back clean. Don't go get bombed immediately after your test, or else you risk the lab losing your sample or having to re-test for some mundane reason. It happens a lot. Also, don't be around your friends when they are smoking; any little bit that you inhale secondhand is not helping your cause.

If you still fail, then you are at the mercy of the system, but fwiw everyone you meet - po, da, public defender, judge, they all have the discretion to divert you away from jail. Treat everyone with the utmost respect, and do the best to negotiate your case with everyone. Offer to do community service or drug rehab; anything is better than jail. Play the part of the likeable good kid who made a few mistakes, but does not deserve incarceration. It's easy to get mad and have an 'FU' attitude with everyone you meet, but that only makes them throw the book at you. Be smart and work the system. Good luck.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

edit- durr, nm

 

[Adone]

Bible_Belt has expressed lots of good ideas, expecially in his last paragraph.

Anyway, what about drinking A HUGE TON of water right before the test, so they are gonna throw it away and testing you again like a week later, when you'll surely be cleaner?

 

[Berlex]

Drink a gallon of Weed-b-Gone by Ortho.

haha

 

[PRMoon]

You need to reduce your body fat where the THC build up is kept. Go on a low carb diet, work out with weightsTHEN do cardio (this burns fat more effectively). What ever you do DO NOT DO CARDIO OR WORK OUT ON THE DAY OF YOUR TEST. Infact I'd say leave a good 24 hour gap where you're not burning too much fat because this will spike your THC levels to false high.

This is also assuming you're not obese. If you're hefty and you've been doing heavy usage then you're SOL. The only thing you can really do is dilute the test by drinking alot of water and maybe eating some asparigus to make your urine yellow looking. However a good tester will catch this with ease and make you re take the test.

I hope you don't have a hair test. that's a whole nother story.

 

[Kourt]

I'm skinny, 5"10' and 150 pounds, light user, mby an 1/8th every other week, how long would it take to get out of my system?

 

[PRMoon]

If you do what I listed strictly, you should bee clean in 2-3 weeks but you have to be dedicated and can't get high for that time. By boosting your metabolisim, the THC in your fat cells should reduce to "normal" levels with ease.

 

[Adone]

the THC in your fat cells should reduce to "normal" levels with ease.

Normal levels? I don't think there was even the tiniest bit of THC in my cells when I was like 5-yrs-old

 

[RedPill]

Not to be a buzzkill, but really if you're on probation a good idea would be not to not smoke when you know you will be tested for it. Then you won't be in this situation. Or better yet, don't be on probation in the first place.

That being said... I'm surprised nobody's mentioned taking niacin or using the Whizzinator yet.

 

[Killer_Demo]

this worked for me. A pouch of certo (pectin jello) mixed with a big bottle of gatorade. make sure u piss once b4 the test to clean ur system then take ur test on ur 2nd piss.