"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Getting the sh*t test?

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so my girlfriend of i dont know how long.. lol calls me after practice ridiculously. ive done no AFC sh*t since weve been together and im in control (alpha) but i read up on sh*t tests and i think i am getting one. so back to what i was saying, today she did not call me at all, talking to her for a bit before practice (i ended the call) she didnt call like she usually does, im thinking she is testing me for neediness or desperate texts or something. i didnt do a damn thing along those lines naturally. so what kind of sh*t test is going on or is this even a Sh*t test?:cool:



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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The next morning she ended up texting me at 6 am saying " good morning babe!:)" then proceeded to blow up my phone after me not answering so sh*t test or not I thinked I passed lol
 
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Whatever anomaly arises, keeping your cool and holding your ʂhit together usually pays off.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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