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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting the pants off...? help!

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Damnit, when im making out with a girl and whatever - when were laying there - first, the girl will want to seemingly - just make out - forever... - of course, i get bored of this and want to take it a step farther, but in order to go to the next step, i have to stop making out, and get up to lock door, turn off light, or whatever, and what the **** is with the buttons and buckles girls have on their pants these days? In order to go to the next step, i have to stop making out, and take off her pants or whatever... What should i do about this? if i stop kissing her, it kindof will make her snap out of her 'trance'... what do i do about this? example: i was making out with a girl who had only her panties on, and she was on top of me - we were on the floor. I picked her up and put her on the bed - and kept kissing. The door wasnt locked and her damn friend kept coming in and telling her it was time to leave... So im pressed for time - and getting up to lock door would probably make the girl get up and leave. i tried to get up to take her panties off, and she just pulled me back down to keep making out. Then her friend came in again and found her pants and insisted on leaving. so she got up and that was the end of it... A similar thing has happened many times. any suggestions ????? pls
 

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Originally posted by Hostium
Damnit, when im making out with a girl and whatever - when were laying there - first, the girl will want to seemingly - just make out - forever... - of course, i get bored of this and want to take it a step farther, but in order to go to the next step, i have to stop making out, and get up to lock door, turn off light, or whatever, and what the **** is with the buttons and buckles girls have on their pants these days? In order to go to the next step, i have to stop making out, and take off her pants or whatever... What should i do about this? if i stop kissing her, it kindof will make her snap out of her 'trance'... what do i do about this? example: i was making out with a girl who had only her panties on, and she was on top of me - we were on the floor. I picked her up and put her on the bed - and kept kissing. The door wasnt locked and her damn friend kept coming in and telling her it was time to leave... So im pressed for time - and getting up to lock door would probably make the girl get up and leave. i tried to get up to take her panties off, and she just pulled me back down to keep making out. Then her friend came in again and found her pants and insisted on leaving. so she got up and that was the end of it... A similar thing has happened many times. any suggestions ????? pls
you sir have been c0ckblocked. eff locking the door man. if your walking into a room and they already have the lights off, just keep it like that. and turn on a tv or something. and just keep practicing, if they dont want you to go down on them the first time, try again in a little bit, maybe they just want you to do it sometimes...
 

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Just lock the door when you first go in there.

And try and work your way down there while you're kissing the girl. Start kissing your way down her body and when you get into that area just slowly slide her pants off while you're still kissing her.
 

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Man, i still have to take time to do a bunch of **** - put a condom on and pull my pants off or down - and ok - supposing i get her panties off next time - by kissing her... uh - do you think shes gonna expect me to eat her out? - since im kissing down there... i wont have a problem with it, but still have to worry about stopping to put condom on etc.
 

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Well she is already ready to go so if you were to take a break from making out with her, then I don't think she would mind. Just say "be right back" amd just turn off the lights and then put on your protection and then go back to what you were doing. But yeah her friend seems to be a problem. Like do something about her. lock the door after you turn off the lights. It will make it seem more mysterious or some ****. It just works to make her wet and then continue from there. oh and Idk about the pants because pants come in different makes and models. just learn how to undo a belt and stuff. lol
 

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practice on your mom :) lolz j/k. Seriously though just tell her to take her own pants off, if you are having troubles.
 

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This thread is stupid!

LOCK THE DOOR, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF/DIM.

Ok, so you make sure she's getting into it. The only thing she has on is panties? Good. You should only have your boxers on.(and wifebeater maybe.) Slowly kiss down her body, take em off, and if you think she's clean, eat her out for a lil bit. Lick around the cl*t and finger the ceiling of her vagina with two fingers. Do that either till she orgasms or if you feel its not working, take your boxers down, put your condom on, kiss her a few times, stick it in slowly, do your thing.

Enjoy :)
 

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like i said, if i stop making out with her, shes going to get up cause she needs to leave. but whatever - ill try it out thx
 

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Originally posted by Hostium
Man, i still have to take time to do a bunch of **** - put a condom on and pull my pants off or down - and ok - supposing i get her panties off next time - by kissing her... uh - do you think shes gonna expect me to eat her out? - since im kissing down there... i wont have a problem with it, but still have to worry about stopping to put condom on etc.
hey man ****ing aint easy... haha

when your making out with her, just lay down on the bed and be on top of her while making out, after a little while go down to her neck kissing and just go lower and lower, kissing softly, hardly, bite, lick, whatever....as you get to her pants just unbuckle them while youre still kissing her.....take her pants off then go up her legs the same way you went down her body, tease her a bit with her panties on, go up take her shirt off, take her bra off and play with some titties....then take them panties off and eat some pvssy....while youre eating her out, move down one of your hands, unbuckle your pants, and when you know shes orgasming, ask her if she wants to have sex....shes going to say yes, you got to have a condom ready at hand, grab it, open it, slip it in really fast and start ****ing slowly.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
ask her if she wants to have sex....shes going to say yes, you got to have a condom ready at hand, grab it, open it, slip it in really fast and start ****ing slowly.
Ask her if she wants to have sex? I don't think that'd be a good idea...that's just me, though. If she's going ahead with everything else she's gonna want to have sex...if she doesn't...she'll stop him.

Good Luck :woo:
 

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Theres nothing wrong with asking if she wants to have sex?

maybe she just wants oral, and nothing else.
 

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when ur making out, just stop, smile. she might try to reach for more kissing but put ur finger on her lip and say "shhh" as u look her in the eyes, SMILING. look to the door..."i better lock the door."

if she does nothing get up and lock the door, dim the lights, be lightly smiling, sit back down and say "now where were we..."
 
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