"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting Some Play... Form The Sluts

jenzos

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Originally posted by Street Magic
Firstly, I do not plan on hooking up with any s!uts
and unless you want herp's i sugest you
that you not do so either.

But hypothetically

when you KNOW a girls slutty history,
and your 99.9% sure she is a slut
how would YOU go about it.

A)Do you ask her about her sexual past? n try to get some
B)Do you tell her you know her sexual past? n try to get some
C)Do you act like you don't know her past? n try to get some
D)Do just pretend you dont know anything, n try to get some
F)Dose it- not matter what you do, she's a slut n u will get some

Secondly fellas, never lead a girl on, it's not right
if your just looking for some play, be up frount from the start
, tell her your not looking for a relationship right now, but
still try to work your way into those jeans.

Anyone know any tips for finding out dirty information? ..who, how, when, where to ask...etc
wow i am in the same boat right now. so weird.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Patrick124

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I've hooked up with some sluts in the past. you wont get herps less you dont wrap ur tool[unless u get it durin head...but i forget if its even transmittable that way]..

A. the oen slutty girl where i even brought up the past, ti was cause she was my best friends, older-brothers ex-gf.[she should be a freshman in college, i'ma junior..she failed once]hahaha. anyways. I was jsut casually "so did u hookup with Colin?" n she said ye sn iw a sliek "yo ur fvcking gross. don't touch me." lol n I'd pull away. shed grab me n like try n cuddle with me.
I also asked ehr if she hooked up with this guy Carter.
this is where it got SKETCH. she goes "i don't think so...if anythign ti was only a kiss...if it was more, it wasn't worth remembering."
iw as jsut like "holy ****." lol but w/e.

sluts r fun. just be careful. I think she gave me the oral-not-so-bad-version of herpes[that 9/10 people have by the time they're like 30 anyways]
 

MightyMate

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I always speak with girls about sex so slutty will just get the topic and do stuff. I dated many slutty girls and even while i wasnt speaking about sex they started huging me etc. Its nothing hard. And slutty gils are dope. They turn me on.
 

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Right quick up to speed for you on herpes simplex viruses.


There's two herpes simplex viruses (and, for completeness, I'll say there are actually eight human herpes viruses- chicken pox/shingles for instance is HSV-3). HSV-1 and HSV-2. Both can affect any area of the body.

Though HSV-1 is mainly on the face.

HSV-2 is commonly called genital herpes. Guess why.

But both can affect other areas (don't think it's common though).


One other thing to say is that the vast majority of cases (90%??) are asymptomatic. It's likely many of us already have oral herpes and just don't get cold sores.

However the general advice still stands:

If in doubt wrap your weener.

If completely confident. Still wrap it and don't take a risk you jackass.
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Street Magic
Secondly fellas, never lead a girl on, it's not right
if your just looking for some play, be up frount from the start
, tell her your not looking for a relationship right now, but
still try to work your way into those jeans.

Anyone know any tips for finding out dirty information? ..who, how, when, where to ask...etc
Yes mommy. You wanna get in line to turn in your penis. Im sure some butch lesbian would love one; in exchange you can have her vagina.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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