Getting past mean-thug Bf to dream girl

[BorealFace]

Hey sup yall, I'm a fairly new don juan. For some back story, this girl, i'll call her B, liked me during her junior and senior year, but i was a shy idiot then... i hadn't learned the ways of the DJ. Her mear hotness caused me to ignore her... but as far from what i heard, she still liked me. But now shes gone off to another college (still in town though). Thought I'd never see her again (btw she is a 12/10, so most guys were too nervous to even talk to her)... but then, my friend literally just found out he lives across the street from her, and so I called my cousin who knew B (best friends) and she said they hadn't talekd for months, but that B had a mean ass boyfriend... hardcore gangsta thug who packs a strap- and was quite abbusive to her.

ANyway, she is a sweet girl, so we had planned (me and my friends) to just go to her house and introduce ourselves. I'm not sure if she is still with the thug, but what do i Do if he gets in the way? My friends will be sticking around with machetes and weapons (of course we would never attack unless our lives were in danger). I ham a master with ninja stars and could nail him before he could pull the trigger (physically i'm quite errr non-buff)... but still, thre has to be an easier way around this.

My other friend checked online and suprisingly, she joined thefacebook.com (a resource for students to meet people and keep in touch) only 3 days ago... and she listed herself as single- i now have her school email (she only can check it at college i think so it would take a while for response) her online screename (and based on how hot she is i don't think shes online hardly ever) and her phone #. What course of action do I take. I already emailed her... don't worry, i kept it smooth and DJ... and believe me, i do have a fair amount of balls... but calling her up if shes with her BF (she did list herself as single but you never know) could be a death sentence so A. how do i go about re-introducing and seducing her and B. If this mo-fo thug is still a problem, how do i get passed him...

 

[Desdinova]

I already emailed her... don't worry, i kept it smooth and DJ...

I don't think that would worry me as much as either getting my ass kicked, or ending up in the slammer for killing some guy.

My friends will be sticking around with machetes and weapons (of course we would never attack unless our lives were in danger). I ham a master with ninja stars and could nail him before he could pull the trigger (physically i'm quite errr non-buff)...

You gotta be fvcked up if you're willing to do all of this for one chick. She's not worth it. Go out and find yourself some other women. If you still insist on going through with this, I'll be sure to read your obituary.

 

[BorealFace]

Yeah i know, i have already called off the weapon thing. I am just gonna keep it stealthy until i can be sure she is away from him. Afterall, her most recent post says she's single, so hopefully she canned the guy already. ANd ur right, i was probably drunk when i told my friends we should try and fight this guy with machetes, ninja stars,a nd shotguns- (only if he pointed a gun at us though) that is out of the question and I realize I was just...really drunk. SO should I just call her or wait for her email response?

 

[NewMan]

*Newman shakes his head in wonderment*

Dude - just look her up.

What's the big deal here?

If the guy is there then be a man - introduce yourself as an old friend - chit chat and out of there.

If she tells you she has a BF - say hi - chit chat. and out of there.

If she says she's single - Bingo.


Point is - some dude is not going to ruff you up unless you make a b line for his woman.

If he's there and he causes a scene - leave.

 

[Mr. Delicious]

Originally posted by BorealFace
I am a master with ninja stars and could nail him before he could pull the trigger

Ok Napoleon Dynomite


BTW what is her name and school on facebook. I want to see if she really is a 12/10.