Getting laid in Cuba?

[PapiChulo]

Planning a vacation that includes Cuba. I visited Cuba before as a kid and am kinda familiar with a communist state, but could somebody give me a first hand account on getting laid with locals there? No hookers off course, unless they are free ; ) P.S. And no jokes please as well (especially the gringos). I speak spanish if that matters.

 

[davewe]

The women are beautiful. Good luck and report on your experience when you get back.

 

[vatoloco]

The women are beautiful.

They are. Particularly the white ones. But they have some of the worst personalities, IMO and experience. They run very hot and very cold. Very emotional.

 

[Vice]

I'd imagine that once they find out you're American, you won't need any kind of game.

It was like that for me when I went to Ukraine a few years ago. Women threw themselves at my 17 year old self.

 

[PapiChulo]

Yeah, the Ukrainian game is different though because there are no part-time working girls like they have in Cuba. In Ukraine you are exotic to women and not all of them wanna leave their country unlike 100% cubans. I kinda wanna tap into the "unmolested" part of Cuba as this country has turned into one giant brothel. I guess I would have to be further away from the resort and try to pick some normal women up, and avoid all the village h0es by night. if I were to go to Ukraine right now, like Kiev or something, I would be setting up dates over the internet ahead of time.

 

[Drdeee]

Rent lada 4x4 and tour the country. They have no snakes but there are crocodiles, the most aggressive variety. It amazes me when greengoes think anyone outside US wants to bang them and come to United States. Only the low life *****es would do that.

If u want to game Cuban go to Miami.

 

[Vice]

Yeah, the Ukrainian game is different though because there are no part-time working girls like they have in Cuba. In Ukraine you are exotic to women and not all of them wanna leave their country unlike 100% cubans. I kinda wanna tap into the "unmolested" part of Cuba as this country has turned into one giant brothel. I guess I would have to be further away from the resort and try to pick some normal women up, and avoid all the village h0es by night. if I were to go to Ukraine right now, like Kiev or something, I would be setting up dates over the internet ahead of time.

Well, I'm actually Ukranian, but I moved to the US when I was three years old. They still jump on me because they can tell I'm americanized and from America.

Things are getting better in Ukraine, but there are still those that try to marry out of the country.

I don't really have enough experience to comment on gaming women in Ukraine, but maybe next year I will.

 

[irocknike23]

wait wait wait wait

since when was travel allowed to cuba?

 

[starfishandcoffee]

don't call Che Guevara a murdering thug who deserved to be shot more than nine times -- I'm certain that would kill any rapport, but you probably knew that.

(and iroc, travel's illegal. that's why you go from canada or hop a ship in Ecuador)

 

[Maxtro]

wait wait wait wait

since when was travel allowed to cuba?

Look at the OP's location.

I've considered going to Cuba, being that I'm actually half-Cuban.

From what I've seen, the people are just very poor. I don't know how the women are.

 

[irocknike23]

Look at the OP's location.

I've considered going to Cuba, being that I'm actually half-Cuban.

From what I've seen, the people are just very poor. I don't know how the women are.

canada...

but thats a NATO country...i thought NATO didn't affiliate themselves with communists..

i thought the only way you can go to Cuba is from Venezuela or Peru or El Salvador or something

 

[Maxtro]

NATO doesn't have anything to do with it.

Americans who want to go to Cuba go to Canada or Mexico first depending where they live. Only the US has disallowed travel.

 

[irocknike23]

NATO doesn't have anything to do with it.

Americans who want to go to Cuba go to Canada or Mexico first depending where they live. Only the US has disallowed travel.

i might plan a trip there if this is true..

but how do they treat americans over there...?

i know it cant be to warm hearted when you pull out your US passport at the gate

 

[PapiChulo]

They don't like Americans, hence that's what the party blames the most there, but you could always pretend to be canadian ; ) but yeah, never get yourself arrested there. As far as I know it would be harder to get a visa to visit. The majority of tourists are in fact canadian, germans, italians, etc.

 

[f283000]

Anyone thinking of going to Cuba check this link out. Tons of pictures from Habana. It seems like a place with a lot of soul.
Habana Streetlife Pictures

BTW the Ukraine was mentioned earlier. I read an article where it is stated that there is a huge HIV problem in the Ukraine and in Eastern Europe in general (mostly due to the sex tourism going on). Supposedly Ukraine is now #1 when it comes to STDs

Cuba has actually one of the lowest HIV infection rates in the world.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/sci_tech/2003/denver_2003/2770631.stm

 

[irocknike23]

why do so many people talk about Ukraine..

im Russian and i been to both Russia and Ukraine plenty of times its nothing special there...just a broke ass country with a giant soviet graveyard(because there too broke to clean it up)