"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting hyphy on the bay!!!

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I'm driving to the bay for a week to visit friends (no work) I need some recommendations on getting hyphy.

This is what I'm looking for:
1. Getting hyphy in the streets
2. Side shows

This is what I have:
1. Plenty of money
2. Chronic and Bart Simpsons (Need that thizz)
3. Pimped out '69 vette. --> reason I want to get involved in side shows
4...5... ??
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Bay Area is full of ghetto people. Only people that get "hyphy" here are low status, immature, ghetto, dumb (hence the phrase "get dumb"), and the scum of the earth.
 

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Yeah, but the scene is interesting.

E-40 is rich... J-diggs is rich... people get hyphy in the club all over the world based on their music.

When J-diggs called the shots to murder Mac Dre, he did it for a reason; To take over the Hyphy movement because he knew that he would take over and that people wouldn't suspect him as the one who called the shots. Mac Dre was a legend, but now J-diggs is taking over. If you think otherwise, then you really have no ties to the bay area and you know absolutely nothing.

Yes, there are poor hyphy people. Just like I enjoy breakdancing and when I'm in NYC doing battles it's usually the best people who are the ones break dancing for quarters and wearing dirty clothes.
 
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