"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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getting frustrated with neighbours

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just wondering if anybody else has this problem. when it comes to sex, my woman sounds like i'm committing homicide during the act. she's freaky loud.
it doesn't matter where we move, theirs always one neighbour who knocks on the walls and complains to the landlord.

i could understand if i was partying with loud music or whatnot. but come on... when your the wizard of love, i can't stop the magic.

my woman always says their just jealous that their not getting any and thats why they complain and i'm thinking she's right. what guy would want a silent dead lay.

i need a house or some kickazz sound-proof building.

just wondering how do you guys deal with these kind of neighbors?
and can they get us evicted for doing it to loud?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skel

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well I can undestand where your neighbors are coming from. I personally get up a 5AM and get home at 10pm 6 days a week. I want peace and quiet. It just sucks your walls are so thin
 

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my woman always says their just jealous that their not getting any and thats why they complain and i'm thinking she's right.
Man, I had an apartment with paper thin walls. We were able to hear two different neighbours screwing at times. One of my neighbours must have heard me and my woman going at it, and she kept coming over to borrow 5hit. She was ugly and irritating. I have a feeling she wanted in on the action, because judging from the sound through the wall, she wasn't getting it all that often.
 

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You cannot get evicted for having loud sex. Infact in most states it can even be very difficult to evict a tenant for something serious like not paying rent or doing drugs on the property.

Next time ask the person leasing to you if they have sound insulated walls. The apartment complex I work at does and it is EXTREMELY quite (which really helps sales :D ).
 

Bible_Belt

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Hanging a cloth tapestry or curtain on the wall that you share will help a little to muffle the sound.

It's very unlikely that your apartment complex would kick you out for this. They want your money more than they want to make your neighbors happy.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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dannowillbookem

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or tell your woman to shut the fucck up some. duck tape over the mouth would be effective and kinky.
 
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