"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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getting a tattoo

dj_jazzybrad

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Well I've been thinking about it for the past 7 or 8 months and im definitely getting one. I have settled on two, both have a very deep personal significance to me. I was just curious what you guys thought. Ill only be getting one.
the first design I wanted was the Lambda symbol from half-life. It's a greek symbol meaning wavelength. It also was a symbol for the gay/lesbian movement but that was a while ago, and the design that I wanted is quite different from how the symbol was used in that context so im not worried about any uh... confusion haha. If you're not familiar with the game, it is, in (very) short, a symbol for resistance against an oppressive government. To me, it means freedom from oppression, individuality, and fighting for a just cause that is worthy to you. If I got that one it would be small, silver dollar sized, on my inside wrist.

The other one that I was considering was a quote from Fight Club: "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." To me this means that only after we give up our worldly possessions and emotions that tie us to a monotonous life can we see the full potential of our existence on earth. If I got this it would be small, between my shoulder blades on my back. What do you guys think? Trust me, Ive thought of everything, ive weighed the pros and cons, don't try to talk me out of it, I have thought about this for a long time. This isn't a rash decision :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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horaholic

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You should totally get it.

It will be easy to cover up once you realize how gay it is.
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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dj_jazzybrad said:
What do you guys think? Trust me, Ive thought of everything, ive weighed the pros and cons, don't try to talk me out of it, I have thought about this for a long time. This isn't a rash decision :)
Haha, what does it matter what we think if you've already made up your mind? Of the two, the lambda seems better, but either way I'm not a big fan.
 

dj ben2

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a tattoo is something YOU decide the worst thing you can do is look for approval by asking strangers whether or not you should get something that is with you forever i recently got a celtic knot tat on my left shoulder blade about 6 months ago and a few people said they didnt like it but after getting it i personally myself LOVE it and i have only had positive comments on it but i still believe it has to be yours and only your choice
 

Deep Dish

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I say go for it. Now is a great time to get a tattoo because the weather is cold and you won't be tempted to expose it to the sun or water.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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darkstarrr

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I too have been contemplating getting some tats for some time now. If you get a good one and by someone who knows what they are doing they can look badass. Plus chics dig them, too. I'm going to do some research on it this weekend and try to find someone in the Boston area that is trustworthy.
 
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