"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Getting a fvcking green card...

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Derek Flint

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Booblepook said:
You guys are from Canada and Germany are are here legally, imagine people who are from less cosher places and are here illegally, and been here illegally for the past 13 years, some of them went colleges, worked, lost work, paid taxes, have cars, houses, and now can't drive because of ****ing Bush acts and chimps and other Red necks who think the American way is to stay on social security and live in a trailer home.


Getting married is the easiest way for you to get a green card. After green card, 10 years or so, you can become a citizen. Here are the steps for you guys:


1) Loose 200 lbs and learn how to become a DJ.

2) Find a woman your age, beautiful and willing to marry you.

3) Merry and find an immigration lawyer who will file your case.

4) In 1 year get your green card, get your driver license, and live like a human being..



Of course, there are those who don't have this luxury. Perhaps those who tried getting merried but couldn't because no ducuments and all US ids expired. Get with it before it's too late, you can't get merried with expired driver license..


Another thing is through labor department. Through your employer, etc, etc.. That means you will be working for an ass and if he feels good about your work he will help your lawyer file all the paperwork.. Problem is, you need to find a boss who will respect you.. It's hard. 3 to 4 years of your life will be thrown away, since you can't advance and have to work for the same guy.. Red necks and other mother ****ers do it, but that's because they're stupid and can't do anything else but to work for the same damn company for so long, without advancing and pay increase.


Perhaps you or your family filed some paperwork when they first got here. And perhaps they first got here before 2000 or 1999. A proper lawyer will find something to get you something. Not all lawyers are good. Let me know if that's the case.
Gee, maybe those people should have gone thru the process and came here legally. Then they or you couldn't blame Bush or anyone else for their mistake.

Ever heard of something called the law? Personal responsibility?

And perhaps you should learn basic grammar and spelling before insinuating other people are stupid.
 

SharinganUser

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You should take a week trip to go to Canada or Mexico. When you leave the country you can apply for a new visa to get into the USA.
 

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I think thehexman already said it: Win the lottery or marry. Better yet, find somebody who got a green card and then do what they did.
 
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