"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Getting a fvcking green card...

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Derek Flint

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Booblepook said:
You guys are from Canada and Germany are are here legally, imagine people who are from less cosher places and are here illegally, and been here illegally for the past 13 years, some of them went colleges, worked, lost work, paid taxes, have cars, houses, and now can't drive because of ****ing Bush acts and chimps and other Red necks who think the American way is to stay on social security and live in a trailer home.


Getting married is the easiest way for you to get a green card. After green card, 10 years or so, you can become a citizen. Here are the steps for you guys:


1) Loose 200 lbs and learn how to become a DJ.

2) Find a woman your age, beautiful and willing to marry you.

3) Merry and find an immigration lawyer who will file your case.

4) In 1 year get your green card, get your driver license, and live like a human being..



Of course, there are those who don't have this luxury. Perhaps those who tried getting merried but couldn't because no ducuments and all US ids expired. Get with it before it's too late, you can't get merried with expired driver license..


Another thing is through labor department. Through your employer, etc, etc.. That means you will be working for an ass and if he feels good about your work he will help your lawyer file all the paperwork.. Problem is, you need to find a boss who will respect you.. It's hard. 3 to 4 years of your life will be thrown away, since you can't advance and have to work for the same guy.. Red necks and other mother ****ers do it, but that's because they're stupid and can't do anything else but to work for the same damn company for so long, without advancing and pay increase.


Perhaps you or your family filed some paperwork when they first got here. And perhaps they first got here before 2000 or 1999. A proper lawyer will find something to get you something. Not all lawyers are good. Let me know if that's the case.
Gee, maybe those people should have gone thru the process and came here legally. Then they or you couldn't blame Bush or anyone else for their mistake.

Ever heard of something called the law? Personal responsibility?

And perhaps you should learn basic grammar and spelling before insinuating other people are stupid.
 

SharinganUser

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You should take a week trip to go to Canada or Mexico. When you leave the country you can apply for a new visa to get into the USA.
 

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I think thehexman already said it: Win the lottery or marry. Better yet, find somebody who got a green card and then do what they did.
 
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