"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Getting a Boner in the Club, What to Do???

SharinganUser

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When ever I am dancing with a hot chick in the club I always get a boner. Now this wouldn't be so bad if it were just the two of us in the room, but clubs are crowded and I am affraid some dude will bump into me. I've found one way to control it a little bit, and that is by thinking of things that make me very angry like fox news. What can I do to keep my calm in the club?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Evzone

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Is this a serious question?

It's not a problem; you're supposed to get hard when grinding with a girl.

but clubs are crowded and I am affraid some dude will bump into me.
Worry less.
 

shaunuk

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I don't really know what to say. So you get a boner, and this worries you for some reason? Why? And so what if some guy bumped into you? What do you suppose he'd do?....Nothing. And the chances of anyone noticing your hardon is pretty small. It's dark and crowded. Evzone is right. Worry about something worth worrying about instead mate.
 

pinhas

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Be proud of your boner!
 

goodfoot

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If your boner isn't big enough you won't get any play from some chicks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Warrior74

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goodfoot said:
If your boner isn't big enough you won't get any play from some chicks.

how is that helping at all? Or even on topic? Geezus you people around here. Bunch of headcases I tell ya.
 

goodfoot

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The point I was trying to make was that trying not to have a boner is probably counterproductive.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Juice09

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Lmfao. This shit is classic. This man doesn't want to have a boner while dancing with a girl because he's afraid another dude will bump into him! Hahaha....

Rub your boner all over her ass and don't worry about the other guys on the dance floor.
 

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If some guy bumps into your boner (or trips over it, as it is in my case) don't take it personally. Chances are it was unintentional and you can often play it off with sme witty comment like "hey! wanna play tummy sticks?".
In the rare event that things get out of hand, you can use your boner as a weapon.
 

HolyG

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shocking how many people are afraid of their sexuality...
 

Die Hard

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WTF? Once a girl gives me a boner, the distance between my d*ck and her body won't be more than one inch for the rest of the night! There's simply no chance of some dude bumping into me! By the way, I actually never let any guy get so close to me that he can touch "that region" in any way, no matter if my d*ck is hard or soft...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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1. Hope you're thick.
2. Hope you're long.
3. Hope no other guy hops on.
4. Grind on the girl where she feels it.
5. Do #4 confidently and like you're proud of it.

Why the fuck do you wanna hide your manliness? The decision to hide it will be applauded by women who feel it's small.

Case closed.
 
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