"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Get your guns boys, it's cougar season

Stort_Brød

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Alrighty then fellow men, don juans, and women connoisseurs

What's some of your best tips and advice on hunting the ever elusive cougar be it on the lonely ones on POF or the ones you can find from day to day life? how to approach them, whats a better way of talking to them and the best way to seal the deal and so on.

reason I am asking is because while I may be young I still enjoy a fine wine better than a cheap mixer if you know what I mean ;) hah. since I was 20 I have been banging a 26yr mum of 2, and a 28yr mum of 3. and all I have to say is DAMN they are great in the sack compared to these young starfish.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Solomon

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POF is shooting a fish in the barrell espeically between the months of OCT-FEB(V day)

If your aesthetic enough you should be cleaning up house

Don't forget that online game should be to supplement your real life game
 

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Stort_Brød said:
Alrighty then fellow men, don juans, and women connoisseurs

What's some of your best tips and advice on hunting the ever elusive cougar be it on the lonely ones on POF or the ones you can find from day to day life? how to approach them, whats a better way of talking to them and the best way to seal the deal and so on.

reason I am asking is because while I may be young I still enjoy a fine wine better than a cheap mixer if you know what I mean ;) hah. since I was 20 I have been banging a 26yr mum of 2, and a 28yr mum of 3. and all I have to say is DAMN they are great in the sack compared to these young starfish.
Cougars are like all other women except they are easier and more desperate.
 

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oh I also forgot to mention the 2 i have bagged and tagged were complete flukes no game needed, they melted as soon as they heard my kiwi accent haha.

Vday??
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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oh i knew that... I umm err was just testing you guys hahah.

I was hoping you meant virgin day... as in a glorious day where all the virgins line uo to have their cherry popped... or smashed into oblivion either way works for me.
 

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Cougars are great...have always had great experiences with them and in my experience they are much better in bed and are even more kinky than younger ones....i cold approached one the other day and added her on Fb and now she is liking all my pics and stuff and commenting on everything i do...will bang her ere here shortly....
 

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from my experiences with them they just keep cumming and cumming, many a night we couldnt sleep on the bed because it had soaked into the mattress haha. the young girls just don't know how to root. they all think the faster the better and in some cases yes but always got to slow it down and just make them feel every movement
 
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Solomon said:
POF is shooting a fish in the barrell espeically between the months of OCT-FEB(V day)

If your aesthetic enough you should be cleaning up house

Don't forget that online game should be to supplement your real life game
Solomon, I'm going to call you out. Not because of your OCT-FEB - which is absolute bullsh!t. Be honest and I'll assume you live in a small-mid sized city. How many women do you lay a month from online dating?

90% picture
5% profile
4% Intro
1% luck

We have all seen your pictures. That is NOT your strongest attribute. So the other 10% must be the reason why you are successful at online dating. Please share your profile and introduction.

I don't do online dating anymore, but with your pictures you post online (77% sure your best) If you can pull online 6, 7, and 8's I'm sure SoSuave would LOVE to hear how you reel them in.

Please don't disappoint!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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any month is good for pulling single cougars...they are always lonely and horny..
 

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The best way i found to pull cougars is to be alpha pretty much. Ive got one right now, we have been on and off but i met her one day asked for her number she said why dont you give me yours? I said bc i know you wont call me and walked away. A month later we ran into eachother i asked her out went out and fvcked that night. Trick is dont get to close , they are cougars for a reason and some loveeeeeee the mind games guys.
 
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