Get-to-the-point pickup line...

[VegasPimpin]

One thing I hate is when some chick's over and you now through friends, obvious actions or whatever that she wants to hook it up...but you guys spend hours getting to it.
The trick is to just come right out with a "get-to-the-point" pickup line.

Ex: This weekend, I had this cute little blonde over and we were by the stereo flipping through the songs. I stopped on one and said,"Hey, this is a makeout song" and then just laid one on her. We were listening to the Sick Of It All cd, which is a hardcore band that just screams, so it obviously wasnt some classic romantic hit. We both knew what we wanted.

This line can easily be replaced by getting her into your room and saying, "hey, let's make out". I know it sounds stupid, but actually works pretty good, just cuz of the sheer bluntness.

The point is to not get yourself into a worked up and nervous state by trying to hard. Anyway, go field test and let me know what you playas think.

 

[BigBill]

I like a big bad wolf approach myself.

'Ummm BigBill why are you turning down the lights?'

'Why to rest my tired eyes little red riding Ho.'

'But BigBill isn't that make-out music?'

'Hahahha, no no, little red riding Ho, that's just to help BigBill relax after a LONG, HARD...day.'

"BigBill why are you sitting so close to me?'

'Why little red riding Ho, it's so that I can hear every word you say. You know my ears aren't what they used to be.'

'Mmmm... BigBill, why are you whispering in my ear seductively?'

'Oh, was I whispering? No, no I think you might have been mistaken...'

'BigBill, why are you unbuttoning my blouse?"

'It's terribly HOT in here isn't it little red riding Ho? Here why don't you lay back and relax... After all if you can't trust BigBill then who can you trust dear?'

Just keep on until you do her and she asks

'BigBill, why are you kicking me out of your apartment?'

'Because I'm done with you for now little red riding Ho. go hang out with grandma or something, I need to get some sleep.'

 

[Lorenzo]

UR MY DADY!!!

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Master Don Juan
Anthony (Lorenzo)
AIM: EnzoOOI
E-mail: [email protected]

"Son, back in my day... a 'back-ho' was a tool" -My Daddy

 

[Sociopath31]

Hilarious, Bill, but true as well. Just go for it. If they ask why, act dumb.

I was rolling after that one.

Lorenzo, we get it. You think he's your daddy. You say it so much you'd think you are his gay male lover.

 

[lordclem*]

Originally posted by Sociopath31:
Hilarious, Bill, but true as well. Just go for it. If they ask why, act dumb.

I was rolling after that one.

i second that

 

[Don the Legend]

Hey Bigbill,

I dunno, but everytime I read your posts I can't help laughing. You are one funny mother faukker. I am glad you are on this site. Keep up the good humor and good DJing.

All the best,

Legend