With the popularity of snakes on a plane and the recent outburts of trolls on this forum, i think it would be cool to have a moderator named Samuel L. Jackson or Nelville Flynn, and whenever he would ban a troll, he would end the troll thread with the messege 'GET THESE MOTHAFVCKING TROLLS OFF THIS MOTHAFVCKING FORUM'.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
get these motha fvcking trolls of this motha fvcking forum!!!
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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So you want to turn a great quote from a great movie into a crappy gimmick for a messed-up board? The trolls don't deserve something like that. It would only give them more attention.
Bad idea.
Bad idea.
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no no, we've got to put a barrier between us, and the trolls!
a barrier of silence.
a barrier of silence.
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Haha, funny! I wanna see that movie when it comes out! I've heard so many good reviews about it.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shiftkey
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It came out a week agoNeonBase said:
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