"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Get primal.

Huffman

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Use some animal lines, will you! Girls are just so much into animals - you have to use this to your advantage!

Girls like animals that are:
- Cute looking (no immediate threat)
- Furry (nice to touch)
- often also powerful (as in manly)

Be creative. Think about smooth stuff, or do some hilarious lines just for fun.


A simple example:

Most girls adore either cats or dogs. Mostly cats.
As soon as you are a little friendly with her, you might drop this one into your conversation:

"Choose: Cats or dogs?"
Regardless of which one she chooses, ask her why and get her to imagine the animal.
Then say: "Okay, if you like them that much, mimic one."
If you're friendly enough with her, she'll be happy to oblige.

Congratulations, you've just created the best excuse for doing kino.
Pet her. Scratch her. Tickle her (as in dog).

Do it the other way round. Be the animal and bite her (neck). Endless possibilities.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alexander III

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Huffman said:
Use some animal lines, will you! Girls are just so much into animals - you have to use this to your advantage!

Girls like animals that are:
- Cute looking (no immediate threat)
- Furry (nice to touch)
- often also powerful (as in manly)

Be creative. Think about smooth stuff, or do some hilarious lines just for fun.


A simple example:

Most girls adore either cats or dogs. Mostly cats.
As soon as you are a little friendly with her, you might drop this one into your conversation:

"Choose: Cats or dogs?"
Regardless of which one she chooses, ask her why and get her to imagine the animal.
Then say: "Okay, if you like them that much, mimic one."
If you're friendly enough with her, she'll be happy to oblige.

Congratulations, you've just created the best excuse for doing kino.
Pet her. Scratch her. Tickle her (as in dog).

Do it the other way round. Be the animal and bite her (neck). Endless possibilities.
errr i guess im at the wrong site if this is whats its about
 
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