"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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get physical 101 (how to be 100% sure she will kiss)

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my first post gday evry 1

i want to add to my toolbox for closers and ph number techns

and thought i would share my favorites (in fact my only 2)

they have worked many times but are obviously not always suitable.

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ph close:

me: my freinds are leaving now going to (insert venue) u wana come?

hb: (Answer) usualy will stay put

me: anyhoo it was nice talking 2 u...... hey y don i give u my no and if u end up there later giv us a buz

hb: with nothing to lose, does

me: (as she puts no in mobile) y dont u just prank me now so i get ur no too

hb: (if ur not to afc) does

me: look..... **** the club y dont i just give u a buz sumtime anyway and ill take u out for sum fun


this has worked at beach ect, with slight variations. and set ups of FUN


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gettin physical

my favorite thing to do with the ladies

pic an appropriate venue

once there sit* facing something of sum intrest ie beach facing the ocean, therefore she has too options where to sit both facing the ocean. 1 beside u 2 slightly in front of u

*(position important)
on butt, knees raised and open with arms on knees.

ur goal through variatons get her between ur legs( she may, if lead, sit right first off)

then hug her

then if she turns around facing you obviously, you know FOR SURE that you can kiss her

any way this has worked very well for me but i REALY need more gettin Physical techneiques that any1 can share

i use lots of setups and leads to get to the above that i am happy to bounce sum ideas of anny1else

even if u just got a scenario that worked we can disect


thanks if u post n if u dont then i hope its usefull
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Never tried the following, but it could work.

Ask her "Do you want fries with that?" when you feel that this sentence can be a follow-up to whatever she said or did.

She should at least smile, if not laugh.

If she says "Yes" then reply with "Oh, i have something even better. How about a kiss?" Then either wait or go for it, as she is in a good and relaxed mood.

If she says "No", then say "Ok, do you want a kiss with that?" and watch her reaction and go for it if she isn't turned off.

Ok, this was probably a bit stupid, but stupid things have a tendency to work well because they are often spontaneous and original. Oh, and often funny. And fun. And...ok that's it.
 

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why give her your number, make her call you and then get her # in a more indirect way? I would think that being direct, like "hey whats your #" would work best, besides i wouldn want her to know my number before the first time i call.
 

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yhea being direct is very good and i do it but dont realy consider it a tech as such.

to make these things feel RANDOM and spontanious and still moving directly towards wat i want is more my stye.

asking point blank for me is more final option if i cant work it in naturaly esp with getin physical

i look at it like foreplay, i dont realy ask if we can "have sex" just keep going if they go along, askin could cut the tension

the seated spoon is my fav as u dont ask nufn... if she turns her head bak stightly then its always been on for me

the # thing. sum chiks will take # and not give out theres this blasts that pretty well , i find it ads cumfort and gets right around any resistance with no commitment from me.

seated spoon is pretty limited as to where u can use it, but this is how ive set it up several times:
i dont drink so i can always offer lifts (a litle lame but if they want sum its cool)

as we leave i say "im not realy tired i just had to get out of there.

her: yhea me to

me: well u wana go sum where else like anutha club or the beach.

at the beach spoon.... bang

maybe little long winded and indirect but its worked several times and hasnt let me down yet.

as close to sure fire as iv got
so i hope it can be usefull to uthers
 

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Erm, but what if she doesn't leap into your lap straight away? What if she sits next to you, how do you subtly get her to move where you are talking? Its a fairly close thing like that...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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for sure arutha

of course they gota want it good anyway this just facilitates it pretty safely

heres wat ive found

they will stand sort of to the side\front, waiting for ur lead
esp if u started of by holding hands then u kinda lead them down

reach out like ur guna give them anutha hug.. just this ones seated

or if they sit right nex to u its guna be more work. make sure they got all the signs
lean over a bit and slowly kinda shuffle over, ask if their cold or if its windy then hug them, THEN IF THEY TURN THAT LITTLE BIT TO LONG....

same if they sit sort of infront of u just aim n shuffle

watch for the gal to kina pause like shes deciding where shes
guna sit

i think evry chik i got close to like this was thinking of sittin there anyway,

thats how it happend first time by accident she saw and sat so i used it again

for me it beats the crap outa sitin on a bench or in a car, movies or watever as it cuts pretty well to the chase so i look for excuses to set it up

i find it a little awqward trying to time a good first kiss
this is the best i got so if u dudes got anything holla

i read a good 1 by supergigalodj that was cool




for all the spell nazis supercajafrajerlistikexpialadocious.....
 
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