"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Get a girl friend or girl to think sexually towards you

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cNfny

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Ok so chatting on aim the other day with this girl. I quickly became bored with it, but decided to make the most of the situation. I said let's make online a little more fun. I then asked "truth or dare" she laughed and engaged. From there on out it was smooth sailing, I made almost every question or dare into somethin sexual. By the end she got to see my sexual nature and commented on it. Worked wonders.

Decided to try this with a girl friend, at first she was reluctant to answering my sexual questions but I was assertive and would say "shut up and answer, play the game" and she would. I know now I have broken that barrier between us and got her mind wondering about me in bed, I think it can work to your advantage.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just happened to be on through my phone at work to pass the time. But luckily it led me to this new tactic.
 
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Man, girls can't see that your projecting your sexuality through the computer. It kind of just shows them that you're only comfortable doing it when you have time to plan your responses and such.

Save all that stuff for when you see her in person. Trust me, you don't want to verbalize that kind of sexuality. You want to CONVEY it to her when you see her - through touching her, speaking to her with a slow bedroom voice (a la Gunwitch).
 
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