Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Tldr: guy has crossfit bod, goober personality and is total failure with women, I give him a dog and now see him with hot girls all the time
My drug addict douchebag of a step brother got a pit bull puppy, and eventually dumped the dog on my non drug addict douchebag of a stepfather, who didn't like the dog and dumped him at the pound after he ate a couch when left alone. He told me the next day, and the day after that I sprung the dog out of jail. That pound kills tens of thousands of dogs every year.
So then I put the dog up for adoption, and the guy who ends up adopting him is a friend of a friend of my girlfriend. He won a "best body" trophy in a winter 5k for charity where everyone runs in their underwear, I was told before meeting him. Then when I do talk to him, the entire time he complains about being a failure with girls and his loneliness. I just want him to take the dog so I humor him. His mom is somewhat wealthy and all he has to do for a job is mow the yards at her properties. He has a lot of free time, will at least inherit wealth, but is kind of a mommas boy. He keeps talking about how lonely he is sleeping alone each night.
My family has a vendor's spot at a very popular farmer's market, which is a good place to take a girl on a morning date, and now we see him with cute girls all the time. I would like to think the dog enjoys strutting past the douchebag who dumped him at the kill shelter.
I have a Germany shepherd myself, and whenever I take her out in public, everyone wants to talk to you. You are instantly a great guy in everyone's minds somehow. I don't understand it, but I can see it. There are a lot of guys here who are desperate to socialize and meet people, and be able to talk to strangers. Having a dog with you cuts through all of that. People want to talk to you.
My german shepherd is a shelter dog, though as purebred as they come. If you get on petfinder dot com and search by breed, you can usually find whatever purebred dog you want, especially if you can travel a little to pick it up. Whatever dog you think you would want, it's probably getting euthanized right now somewhere. And the story of how you rescued that dog is one hell of an opener...
My drug addict douchebag of a step brother got a pit bull puppy, and eventually dumped the dog on my non drug addict douchebag of a stepfather, who didn't like the dog and dumped him at the pound after he ate a couch when left alone. He told me the next day, and the day after that I sprung the dog out of jail. That pound kills tens of thousands of dogs every year.
So then I put the dog up for adoption, and the guy who ends up adopting him is a friend of a friend of my girlfriend. He won a "best body" trophy in a winter 5k for charity where everyone runs in their underwear, I was told before meeting him. Then when I do talk to him, the entire time he complains about being a failure with girls and his loneliness. I just want him to take the dog so I humor him. His mom is somewhat wealthy and all he has to do for a job is mow the yards at her properties. He has a lot of free time, will at least inherit wealth, but is kind of a mommas boy. He keeps talking about how lonely he is sleeping alone each night.
My family has a vendor's spot at a very popular farmer's market, which is a good place to take a girl on a morning date, and now we see him with cute girls all the time. I would like to think the dog enjoys strutting past the douchebag who dumped him at the kill shelter.
I have a Germany shepherd myself, and whenever I take her out in public, everyone wants to talk to you. You are instantly a great guy in everyone's minds somehow. I don't understand it, but I can see it. There are a lot of guys here who are desperate to socialize and meet people, and be able to talk to strangers. Having a dog with you cuts through all of that. People want to talk to you.
My german shepherd is a shelter dog, though as purebred as they come. If you get on petfinder dot com and search by breed, you can usually find whatever purebred dog you want, especially if you can travel a little to pick it up. Whatever dog you think you would want, it's probably getting euthanized right now somewhere. And the story of how you rescued that dog is one hell of an opener...
