"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Get A Chain

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I recelently got a chain and let me tell you what, it brings out your appreance and makes you look 100X better. I'm talking about a thicker chain, like streling silver, you get noticed, trust me. Like this, not the gangster ghetto stuff.http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.coar.it/images/gioielli_2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.coar.it/ourproducts.htm&h=300&w=300&sz=26&tbnid=UJ7DVtKVujP4bM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=19&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsterling%2Bsilver%2Bchains%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A thick chain is going to do wonders. Going to make myself look so gehto.

Kid, if you want to look like a thug then wear one, but it certainly would not compliment my image.
 
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