"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
George Soros gets married
- Thread starter Rave18
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Master Don Juan
the man who sank south east asia.... fvck him
Maximus Rex
Banned
Soros hella lost. For the life of me, I don't understand why guys like him, McCartney, Hef, and others in their peer group
1) Get married when they're up in years.
2) Would willingly sign the most f*cked up business contract known to man.
3) Be a serial monogamist. After the second time, you should be smart, mature, and realistic enough to accept the fact that maybe marriage isn't for you.
Seriously, how does marriage benefit George Soros and what will via marriage that he wasn't getting before? Cats are in the drivers seat in these situations, if the broad is pressuring men of this stature into marriage, the response needs to be, "Bye B*tch."
This why Jeter and Clooney are the man. They cow tow to these b*tches and real quick to "next," their ass when the time comes.
1) Get married when they're up in years.
2) Would willingly sign the most f*cked up business contract known to man.
3) Be a serial monogamist. After the second time, you should be smart, mature, and realistic enough to accept the fact that maybe marriage isn't for you.
Seriously, how does marriage benefit George Soros and what will via marriage that he wasn't getting before? Cats are in the drivers seat in these situations, if the broad is pressuring men of this stature into marriage, the response needs to be, "Bye B*tch."
This why Jeter and Clooney are the man. They cow tow to these b*tches and real quick to "next," their ass when the time comes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.