For those of you who dont know what to say on the approach, here is one that works very well for me.
I walk right up to my target and say
"Excuse me, I just wanted to let you know that your thong is showing. There are lots of perverted guys around here who might get the wrong idea and think that you are showing it off on purpose!"
This one always opens well but depends on what she is wearing..obviously no thong means no opener right? Wrong! Here is another one...
Walk up to them acting all gay and say "Oh my good lord! You are soooo cute! But that jacket/shirt/hair has GOT to go, honey! (snap fingers) then give her fashion advice for a while as you start to feel her up...eventually she gets suspicious.
HER: Are you really gay?
YOU: Extremely! (feeling her up even more blatantly)
HER: What are you doing with my ass then?
YOU: Well, you are unusually man-like for a girl.
HER: (Protests or hits you)
YOU: I cant believe it! Gay bashing in 2004! Where is society headed?
Proceed and escalate as usual. Damn I am good!
I walk right up to my target and say
"Excuse me, I just wanted to let you know that your thong is showing. There are lots of perverted guys around here who might get the wrong idea and think that you are showing it off on purpose!"
This one always opens well but depends on what she is wearing..obviously no thong means no opener right? Wrong! Here is another one...
Walk up to them acting all gay and say "Oh my good lord! You are soooo cute! But that jacket/shirt/hair has GOT to go, honey! (snap fingers) then give her fashion advice for a while as you start to feel her up...eventually she gets suspicious.
HER: Are you really gay?
YOU: Extremely! (feeling her up even more blatantly)
HER: What are you doing with my ass then?
YOU: Well, you are unusually man-like for a girl.
HER: (Protests or hits you)
YOU: I cant believe it! Gay bashing in 2004! Where is society headed?
Proceed and escalate as usual. Damn I am good!