"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes I just used Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to defend my beliefs. Mental? Maybe.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I don't understand your exxample!! Truth Is what Is - I follow what Is!! There is no faith or dogma in What Is - this Is is reality!!!
 

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Yeah sorry, I should have added the first part of the quote. Basically in the Book Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, there is this parasitic fish that translates all languages and converts into the hosts language. Adams uses this to say god doesnt exist because something so complex couldn't have been made randomly, which prooves that there is some higher power. However, once there is truth on an existence of god, faith is no longer needed. Which means god no longer believes in himself.

Yes this is a fictional parody and maybe not proper for an intellectual conversation, but I thought we could all have a laugh.

And for laugh #2 You state WHAT IS is reality. But that all depends on what your definition of is is. (Thank you President Clinton)
 
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Last Man Standing said:
You are delusional!! Are you a homo? Two women cannot have sex - impossible!!! What you are talking about here is perversion, and not sexuality. Her femininity IS her sexuality!!

10% of women and men are NOT Homos - that is homo/hor propaganda to deceive the masses into thinking that perversion is normal...and to try to make evil fair-seeming and acceptable!!!
You're kidding right? Please tell me you were trying to be funny and failed... cuz that's probably the most ignorant and stupidest thing I ever read. Homo comes from homogenious... it means THE SAME so homosexual means the person is attracted to the same sex.... you're 45.... kindergarden drop out?

Let me explain... do you know hormones? It actually depends from person to person, lesbians have a higher testostrone then straight women. That's what makes them attracted to other women.... I don't expect you do understand... you probably have sex with the bible.
 
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You're kidding right? Please tell me you were trying to be funny and failed... cuz that's probably the most ignorant and stupidest thing I ever read. Homo comes from homogenious... it means THE SAME so homosexual means the person is attracted to the same sex.... you're 45.... kindergarden drop out?

Let me explain... do you know hormones? It actually depends from person to person, lesbians have a higher testostrone then straight women. That's what makes them attracted to other women.... I don't expect you do understand... you probably have sex with the bible.
I know what "Homo" means - it is the penis in the man's rectum that is THE problem --- what gene causes this????
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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