"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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so this gay guy has a crush on me.

and he keeps on asking me to hang out.

lol any of u guys have experience with this?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Recite my signature to him.. Haha
 

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dude, just tell him you have plans with your new girlfriend.
simple.
 

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if he knows you're straight and won't stop and you're getting annoyed, embarass him in public. next time he hits on you, say "WHAT?!" loud enough for people to hear and give him a "are you retarded?" look
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

It's also not gay if you're the pitcher and not the catcher.

A mouth knows no gender.

Am I forgetting any? My friends spout this off constantly.
 

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Man, I've NEVER been hit on by a guy (not that I WANT to be.)

Does this mean I'm not attractive enough?

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he didn't "hit" on me, but he keeps on talking about how we need to hang out, and how he owes me a bj(long story). But he doesn't know that i know he's gay, his chick friend told me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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aliasguy said:
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Man, I've NEVER been hit on by a guy (not that I WANT to be.)

Does this mean I'm not attractive enough?

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don't worry man, i'm around a 5-6 myself i think
 

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Hey exploit your resources :p He is hardly going to surprise rape you ne ways, hang out with the guy if you get a gay friend in your team you can use him as a wingman. Furthermore if he is a metro-sexual too, you can get clothes advice from him as well ^^

Love

Amethyst
 

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Eddie Murphy- Delirious

"You can hang out with a gay person, you don't need to alienate someone 'cause the're gay. You can play tennis with a gay person, really. Just after the game you say:

You: "I'm gonna get a beer what are you going to do"?

Gay Guy: "I think I'm going to suck someone's d1ck!"

You: "well I will cya later" (walks away).
 

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DJDamage said:
Eddie Murphy- Delirious
:crackup:

Just tell the lil fag your straight and have a girlfriend.
 

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Nexus Polaris said:
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

It's also not gay if you're the pitcher and not the catcher.

A mouth knows no gender.

Am I forgetting any? My friends spout this off constantly.
Gay talk right there.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Nexus Polaris said:
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

It's also not gay if you're the pitcher and not the catcher.

A mouth knows no gender.

Am I forgetting any? My friends spout this off constantly.
Has your friend been to prison and made someone their little b1tch?! sounds like someone is in denial.
 

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judging from your last thread... you need to shower more and shave... because those pheromones you speak of must be working... and that big hunk of man beard is irresistible.
 
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yeah here is the strategy: "Hey man, I don't do guys." - It's that easy
 

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You could just let him know you're not gay, but if he wants to be buddies that's cool. If you want to learn to be a DJ, hanging out with gay dudes can help a lot.

I have a friend who's a complete DJ, but when we were younger he wasn't smooth at all. I asked him what helped him change.

Turns out he had some gay friends after high school (back when me and him had drifted apart), and would go with them to gay bars some times. Noticing the way that HE felt when a guy approached him made him realize how to approach women. Some guys would just say things right off the bat that made him feel dirty (much like the guys on this site who come up with absurd openers that are wayyyyy to sexual from the get go), but some guys came up and just engaged him in conversation and before he knew it he was having a good time chatting with this guy. Really simple stuff like, "hey, I like those pants, where'd you get them?"

And that's how he approaches women now. A little ****y and funny, but overall he's just a good conversationalist who dresses and carries himself well.

More than all the techniques and openers and "frame control" and all that garbage all you really need to know how to do is carry on a conversation with a girl and be confident.
 

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sounds like nexus is in the closet, but wanting to come out, sounds like crazy asian is bi-curious
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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