Gay game -a radical approach

[dudewut]

OK PLEASE DONT FLAME ME JUST YET!!!!

Based on my experience, girls who expressed EXTREME interest (or girls who went nuts and shouted that they love me in the middle of a class for example...geez btw funny story actually) are the girls who I;

a) I only hung out with so I can b!tch about other girls (or to make other girls jealous)

b) Prior to "hanging out" has been warned that I only want to be friends and nothing more (not because they are unattractive, but because I felt that its either I have no chance, or they have a BF and I know him, or I was involved with someone else, or they are my friends' sister, or I have no money, just to name a few)

Mix this with kind of a jerk-gentleman demeanor (give some funny but backhanded compliments, give little to no attention via technology only talk to her when you see her, HOWEVER hold doors for them, pull out chairs for them etc.) and they all go nuts

Simple conslusion; "Women want what they cant have"!

So...assuming I step it up and say that I am gay, would this work? I seriously just want a pocket Girlfriend(s) whom I can take to social events as social proof or as FBs when I am bored. Yes, I only like women to be accessories

Anybody tried this?

I am completely serious here. Let us think outside the box.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Anybody tried this?

I am completely serious here. Let us think outside the box.

If you gotta think that far outside the box, then you got a lot of things wrong with you.

I'm pretty sure a large, large, large majority of the world gets laid (heterosexually) without having to pretend to be gay.

 

[dudewut]

If you gotta think that far outside the box, then you got a lot of things wrong with you.

I'm pretty sure a large, large, large majority of the world gets laid (heterosexually) without having to pretend to be gay.

You call it insanity, I call it creativity lol

Hey I just want to get laid in the shortest amount of time, with the least resources lost and with multiple women with the tiniest effort, and I am sure some of you are with me here. Or at least get a pocket GF or w/e

And dont mystery do something that is almost the same?

 

[Gray The Prince]

OK PLEASE DONT FLAME ME JUST YET!!!!

Based on my experience, girls who expressed EXTREME interest (or girls who went nuts and shouted that they love me in the middle of a class for example...geez btw funny story actually) are the girls who I;

a) I only hung out with so I can b!tch about other girls (or to make other girls jealous)

b) Prior to "hanging out" has been warned that I only want to be friends and nothing more (not because they are unattractive, but because I felt that its either I have no chance, or they have a BF and I know him, or I was involved with someone else, or they are my friends' sister, or I have no money, just to name a few)

Mix this with kind of a jerk-gentleman demeanor (give some funny but backhanded compliments, give little to no attention via technology only talk to her when you see her, HOWEVER hold doors for them, pull out chairs for them etc.) and they all go nuts

Simple conslusion; "Women want what they cant have"!

So...assuming I step it up and say that I am gay, would this work? I seriously just want a pocket Girlfriend(s) whom I can take to social events as social proof or as FBs when I am bored. Yes, I only like women to be accessories

Anybody tried this?

I am completely serious here. Let us think outside the box.

Strong username to post content ratio,

 

[Xanthus]

So...assuming I step it up and say that I am gay, would this work?

Even when joking, it may come back to bite you. You'll save yourself a heap of grief by not doing that.

Being a gentleman would be the way to approach this. Gentlemen are men that treat women respectfully, but will lay it on the line when she behaves badly. They're not wimps, so they'll still go for what they want. Once he gets her, he'll do the things that will make a woman feel like a woman (holding doors, pulling out chairs, etc). And yes, he still benefits from sex.

Guys like these are good roll models for us aspiring DJ's:
- Lorne Greene (Ben Cartwright in "Bonanza")
- John Wayne
- James Arness (Matt Dillon in "Gunsmoke")
- Clint Eastwood
- James Bond

Learn the ways of these guys and you'll be on the right path.

Hey I just want to get laid in the shortest amount of time, with the least resources lost and with multiple women with the tiniest effort, and I am sure some of you are with me here. Or at least get a pocket GF or w/e

I see your point, but you're thinking too far too fast. We all want the hottest chicks here and now. Without any prior legwork, you'll be chasing skirts with minimal results.

How about just going for the mediocre ladies to get your feet wet? Once you have a girl (any girl at this point), the other ones will take notice. "Women want what they can't have" applies to this analogy much better.

Xanthus

 

[dudewut]

How about just going for the mediocre ladies to get your feet wet? Once you have a girl (any girl at this point), the other ones will take notice. "Women want what they can't have" applies to this analogy much better.

Xanthus

Wise words as usual, from Xanthus.

But wouldnt lowering your standards kinda the same as giving up? And if that mediocre woman rejects you, wouldnt that suck? Kinda happened to me yo, I got shot down on my "warm up" chick, I didnt have anything to rationalize it with it actually did a number on my confidence

 

[Xanthus]

But wouldnt lowering your standards kinda the same as giving up?

Not necessarily. If you feel it'll help you attract the ladies you really want, then it's a worthwhile trade off. Plus, you'll get to practice your socialization and dating skills at the same time.

And if that mediocre woman rejects you, wouldnt that suck? Kinda happened to me yo, I got shot down on my "warm up" chick, I didnt have anything to rationalize it with it actually did a number on my confidence

Getting rejected is a part of life. It's gonna happen again and again. But you'll be better than many of your peers because you'll be immune to rejection and still feel good that you at least tried. Just be persistent and you'll find ladies that dig you and are willing to go out on a date.

Generate a bit of conversation, show your interest in the chit chat and then say something like, "This is good stuff we're talkin' about. Let me get your number and we'll continue it sometime." Get into her and the conversation. Then obtaining her number will be much easier.

A good example of this was way back when I was at the bus station with a friend. My friend and I were talking with this guy about computers and the future of the internet. Just general chat. I didn't think the lady to my right gave a sh*t about what we were talking about, but I kept her in the loop so she wouldn't feel left out. When the bus arrived, I told the guy that we'll all hang out sometime. Everyone exchanged numbers and then I turned to the lady (an HB 8 in her early 20's BTW) and got her number just before we boarded the bus. My friend and the guy were in a daze and said to me, "dude, you got her number!". I was like, "yeah, I know".

Pull the ladies into your conversation and then think nothing of it when you go for the numbers. It's much better than outright asking for the digits when you've built her interest up beforehand.

I know you want the hottest chicks to bang, but if you can't jump out of the ocean into a Carnival cruise line, you'll just have to find more ways around to get on that ship. Your confidence will improve over time.

Xanthus

 

[Caldus]

You could try a totally different approach that could work just as well. Stay straight but hang out at gay bars. Women love gay men and some of the women at these places are straight! I have a straight female friend who is attractive but only hangs out at gay bars with her gay friends. Don't go in there looking like you're trying to score though. Just act calm and act like there is nothing wrong with a straight guy hanging out at a gay bar and women will flock to you.

 

[IamJosan]

I don't think the Gay route will work at all. The best thing you'll get out of that is the girls trying to hook you up with their gay friends.

For the 'girls want what they can't have', I find that it works to dismiss them right off the bat. For example, saying something like 'you're cute but you're too young for me', or something like that, and then continue being your attractive self. I've done it before and it works really well!

 

[Ease]

I find the best way to do this is sleep with a few guys in your social circle first to get a reputation of being gay. This will allow you to get close with the girls and hopefully get laid!