"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Gave my girl a urinary tract infection from fingering, wtf?

damaster123

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Seriously though, what the hell, pretty much all i did was do the little come hither thing with my finger along the upper wall of her vagina, which hits her g-spot pretty good, but she got a freaking urinary tract infection. What the hell? Anybody have this problem before, and how do I make sure I don't give her another one?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vulpine

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Wash your hands and clean under your fingernails before rummaging around in a woman's vagina.

For chrisesakes man, have a little respect. How would you like it if your dentist just finshed changing his oil, taking a big dump, and counting out $25.00 in pennies before fishing his fingers all up in your mouth?

Had you been paying attention in sex ed class, you might have learned a little something about hygiene.

Since you don't understand the "wash your hands" idea, I feel it necessary to tell you to brush your teeth before going down on a woman. Foreplay is minty-fresh, and you don't spit your funk all over her junk.
 

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Some women get them more easily than others. Also, if a girl is new to sexual contact, she will be more prone to infections. Doctors call it 'the honeymoon syndrome.'
 

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if she gets it up the ass, remember not to stick it up her ***** afterwards
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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damaster123 said:
Seriously though, what the hell, pretty much all i did was do the little come hither thing with my finger along the upper wall of her vagina, which hits her g-spot pretty good, but she got a freaking urinary tract infection. What the hell? Anybody have this problem before, and how do I make sure I don't give her another one?
That's not uncommon with lot of women. Some of them can get yeast infection by simply using the wrong type of soap or taking too many baths.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I once gave my ex-gf a hearty yeast infection by going ass to pvssy . . .

Needless to say the b!tch didn't care much for me after that!
That's generally a no-no, if you care for her health. Pick one, or wash yourself in-between the switch.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I once gave my ex-gf a hearty yeast infection by going ass to pvssy . . .

Needless to say the b!tch didn't care much for me after that!
its really called bacteria vaginosis (my spelling sucks) and it hurts really bad. if it is bad enough, it can lead to pid and a urinary track infection and kidney infection. you go to the dr and they give you high power meds that cause a yeast infection. you feel as if your insides are going to explode.
needless to say i didnt care for that guy very much afterwards either.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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my ex-girlfriend got UTI (not the Universal Technical Institute :p ) after I broke up with her.

She told me about it and I didn't care because I know that I didn't do it. I always washed my hands before doing anything with her (she is OCD about it).

It sucked for her, but she is much happier about it now. I'm still good friends with her too. So, not much of a hate relationship.

comic_relief
 

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damaster123 said:
Seriously though, what the hell, pretty much all i did was do the little come hither thing with my finger along the upper wall of her vagina, which hits her g-spot pretty good, but she got a freaking urinary tract infection. What the hell? Anybody have this problem before, and how do I make sure I don't give her another one?
Not to be rude but, are you sure it was from you??
 
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