"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I do it in my room.. it makes my roommate cry and turn extra fans on.
I do it in the lunchroom, it makes people run
I do it in a car, it makes my passengers roll down the windows quick
I do it while Im having sex.. it makes the girls stop licking my $@!%


If you eat a lot of protein you know - THOSE FARTS ARE DEADLY.

So post your stories.

Yesterday I was squatting and right before a set i knew i had to let one rip. so i walked across the gym to let er rip and then came back through the tunnel of stench.. As I sit on the bench next to a friend, I smell it - it is BAD. I am astonished that it came back with me, but he jumps up and says "We should go, I just let one rip!"

I do it at least once every 15-20 minutes. The record so far is like 7-8 farts in a row.. a string of tears.

Tuna tuna tuna, what have you done to me!?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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One night it was so bad my brother who sleeps 15 feet down the hallway in his room got up in the middle of the night and used the can of Lysol to try and eliminate the smell....No use resistance is futile.
 

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my mate did it in the dumbell room at the gym, we both left just after he did it and this other guy walked right into it lmao

other good one was when I was doing the leg press for the first time
 

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when i was little i went to a girls bathroom at a theater with my mom. I ripped ass as i was washing my hands and left.

my mom comes out and goes - did you fart?

i go - yeah, why?

her - all the women were looking at each other like "who did THAT!?"
 

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Oxide said:
If you eat a lot of protein you know - THOSE FARTS ARE DEADLY.
Muthafvcka whey protein almost killed my social self! :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Man your nuts must be growing hugeeee after all these deadlifts, I better get on it!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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i was at school (yr 11) and i was doing it all period they were the orst ive ever smelt. i did about 5 in a period of 40 mins and each and every time the teacher evacuated the class for 30 secs each time they were discusting thank god my buddy trains and eats tonnes of protein too so he was a worse reputation
 

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A recipe for disaster.

This will guarantee an emptied room:

2 warm pepsi's
1 cantaloupe
1 bag of chili cheese fritos
and if you're feeling especially frisky, throw a banana in the mix.

Fvck. In ten minutes you'll be radioactive.
 

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Mine are the "silent and deadly" farts. No sound at all, I just feel a small rush of air, and then I'm sitting in Ground Zero.

The great thing about silent farts is you can blame someone else. I remember a date in a "cosy" (small) restaurant. I accidently felt the hiss of death, so I gave the waiter a dirty look, and suddenly everyone else thought it was the waiter.

(Yes, I did leave a good-sized tip...felt sorry for the poor kid)
 

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You have gas. That makes me laugh.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mine are the "silent and deadly" farts. No sound at all, I just feel a small rush of air, and then I'm sitting in Ground Zero.

The great thing about silent farts is you can blame someone else. I remember a date in a "cosy" (small) restaurant. I accidently felt the hiss of death, so I gave the waiter a dirty look, and suddenly everyone else thought it was the waiter.
Made my day.
 

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I love the fart game..

"it was you!"
no, you!
whatever, farty!

i once ripped going back from chicago in a van. and we have been out drinking all nightbefore. you can guess what happened next. I was almost kicked out of the van because nobody could breathe.. i even had a **** stain!
 

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WATER DOES NOT HELP ME!! I drink like a camel and fart like im trying to sufficate everyone in my building.

Everyone knows my fart power already and fully accepts the potential hazard of coming into contact with me especially after my post workout meals.
 

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Half a cup of raw oats twice a day in my protein shakes took away all my gas. Makes trips to the bathroom quick too..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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