** gaming older chick, need a witty response**

[Charm&Style]

i know theres a couple of members on this board that are hell funny and witty (like myself)

ive been gaming this chick whose 3 yrs older than me and shes prbly the best example of the typical girl that rejects guys left and right.

So far i haven't been rejected and im happy with the game ive got going. Anyways shes a really witty girl and i need a response to the witty comment she left me (even though most the time i have the perfect thing to say, but right now im in one of those brain dead days )

i have a pic of me wearing my dior sunglasses while driving and she writes:

"omg i think i have the exact same ones! blank knows which ones i'm talking about.
babe, did they cost you roughly 300? or are they just a cheap knockoff like yourself?"


any good responses...

 

[Crunor]

I wouldn't know, some girl left them in my car when I gave her a ride.

 

[The Forms]

they cost more than your fake tan
or
cheap knockoff like myself? Who writes your material, Tim Allen?
or
I don't buy cheap knockoffs. Which reminds me, I want to talk to you about that perfume you always wear. . .

 

[Gangster Of Love]

they cost more than your fake tan
or
cheap knockoff like myself? Who writes your material, Tim Allen?
or
I don't buy cheap knockoffs. Which reminds me, I want to talk to you about that perfume you always wear. . .

Replace with "Which reminds me, I want to talk to you about wearing your dad's old spice."

 

[Crank_It_Up]

You spent $300 just to imitate my taste in sunglasses? Didn't know you idolized me so much, thanks.