"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gaming infront Of MOM! (OH NO)

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trojanman88

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I was up in walmart with my mom, and I saw booku chicks. But I was there to get a task done and I got what I wanted. After that we looked for my moms ****, every girl was checkin me out (i'm kinda good looking lol). It was mostly white girls, not really my style (i just don't like looking like a sell out[my last girlfriend was white], white girls are just as sexy though, i hate the stigma of dating a white girl when your a black guy, so I usually don't go for any girl out of the minority gene pool) but anyways I see this fine as mexican broad checkin me out. So I thought to myself is it really possible to game infront of mom and get a good pull(withought looking like a scrub)? So i let that chance pass me by, but at the end of the (after christmas) shopping spree I see this fine mexican cashier. SO I was like **** it. (And this woman was older than me atleast my moms age btw) So she asks me a flirty question.
me: Yeah you look like you had a hard day. (bad, insult so I had to correct that and calibrate it)
me: Not that you look like ....blah blah blah (trying to calibrate the IOD)(my moms laughing)
her: yeah I just got here
me: so do you like working here? ( stuttered after glancing at my mom and attraction faded, mom made me nervous)
her: yeah when i'm working here i'm kinda in the zone
me: are you in the zone now?
her: yeah
me: that means I could get a discount then...(smiling)
her: no no no (laughing)

I was about to move into a future projection, when she told me to slide my card in and sign the reciept. She would have totally been mine if she wouldn't have done this lol but hey I never had that kinda pressure before kuz my moms there :cheer: cheering me on lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hey man, atleast ur mom supports u gaming girls during the day....my mom didn't want me to(more like felt embarrased)unless its at a socially acceptable place.lol. Course i break that rule.Sorry mom.lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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