"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gaming Girls At Work: A Brief Guide

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A thread that comes up every couple of weeks or so is the "Theres a ho from work...".

You get two very different responses.

"Go for it", and "Don't dip your pen in the company ink".

Unfortunately, most of these responses, like quite a few posts, are misguided generalisations.

You get the "I'm the CEO of Verybigmultinationalbilliondollarturnovercompany, and want to bang my secretary. PS I'm married". To this you get "GO FOR IT". And to: "I work in a supermarket lining up tins of baked beans into orderly rows. The girl who works on the soup is HOT and I think she likes me. Should I go for it?" You might get the response: "No, your job is worth too much".

The correct response is:

WHICH DO YOU VALUE MORE, the POON or the JOB?

If you work at McDonalds, and theres a KFC across the street thats hiring, you should try and fvck your co-workers, supervisors, managers, and hell, the customers if you like. You in effect, have nothing to lose.

If you are say, the Deputy Prime Minister, you should NOT fvck with anyone from work. You have too much to lose. Ask John Prescott.

Of course, most situations are in between.

What I will say is that gaming girls from work is quite easy if you're C&F and tease them. Many workplaces have a good social life so you can easily get involved with a co-worker.

Also, MOST banging co-worker situations DO NOT work out bad. Many companies do not frown upon it, especially if you are both in similarly paid positions. If you get involved with managers thats different, of course.

If you break up, then it might not be as bad as you think.



So, before getting involved with a co-worker, consider these things:

1) HOW MUCH DO I LIKE MY JOB?
2) IS IT EASY TO GET A SIMILIAR JOB THAT I WILL ENJOY AS MUCH WITH SIMILAR PAY?
3) IS MY CO-WORKER WORTH IT?

If (2) is "easily", go for it.
If (3) is greater than (1) go for it.

I hope this resolves the situation. Thank you.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If it's some part time job while you're in school, like at a restaurant or clothing store or something, go for it. On the other hand, if your job is you career or if you're a manager or owner of a business, absolutely not. This can't be reiterated enough. There have been plenty of guys whose careers and lives have been ruined by messing around at work. Personally I don't even flirt with women I work with at either my full time job or my side business. It's unprofessional.

Use common sense when it comes to these things.
 

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So Many Ways said:
If it's some part time job while you're in school, like at a restaurant or clothing store or something, go for it. On the other hand, if your job is you career or if you're a manager or owner of a business, absolutely not. This can't be reiterated enough. There have been plenty of guys whose careers and lives have been ruined by messing around at work. Personally I don't even flirt with women I work with at either my full time job or my side business. It's unprofessional.

Use common sense when it comes to these things.
Yes; thats pretty much exactly what I said...
 

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I'm sorry... But I dont believe in the points raised here.

I've F-closed 3 chicks from my building in the past 2 years and all is well.

The trick is to pick the ones that are not looking for an LTR. The first one was engaged then and married now. The second one was about 6/7 years older than me, and it was a one night stand.

The 3rd one.... aahh :rolleyes: seriously hot! most guys in the building are obsessed with her. I sarged her with all guns blazing, got her interested and made it very clear that it was just a sexual thing. A while ago, she met another guy, told me about it, said she really liked him and I said cool. F-closed her one last time and we went our separate ways. I still say hi to her when i see her and everything is cool.

Come on guys! aparently around 40% of couples meet through work.
 

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The number 1 key to banging co-workers is that you're both on the same terms. Are you just fcking, or are YOU just fcking and she wants more? There's no room for grey area when it's someone you work with. If you plan on starting something serious with a co-worker, you better be damn sure it has a great chance of working out. Even more than usual. Any doubt and nix it. I've had co-workers that I had a good sexual tension with, but I also felt my groin talking, and had to consider the longterm of working with this person. Give yourself scenerios. What happens if this, what happens if that. If it's all good then go for it. If not then forget it.

I've only ever banged one chick I worked with. My daughters mother.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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