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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Games on strike. GTA IV baby!
- Thread starter Cash
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Deus ex Pianoforte said:
San Andreas was 5 I thought.
Grand Theft Auto 1, 2, 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, and now a new one I guess. We should be on 7.
Awww, looks too good for my computer. My computer sucks, haven't upgraded in years.
So, what I got from the trailer... we get to play a Russian(?) badass in NYC? Nice.
I wonder what they will do next. Maybe some asian gangster in hong kong or something.
So, what I got from the trailer... we get to play a Russian(?) badass in NYC? Nice.
I wonder what they will do next. Maybe some asian gangster in hong kong or something.
Think of Vice City and San Andreas as episodes of the same series, just expansions on the first one. The reason is because they used the same engine, although tweaked greatly in the end it was the same basic thing. With IV comes a new engine, so the game will play a lot differently from the recent 3 we're used to. Hopefully a better physics engine and such.
I'm not much of a gamer, but that preview gave me palpatations! The GTA series have always been great fun, but lacked good graphics and were always too cartoony and silly for my liking...until now by the look of it.
Can't wait!
Can't wait!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
They better bring back the flying car cheat. Not the San Andreas version, that was just suicidal. Swoop and glide baby.
I was hoping part of the game, or future ones might be set in London. Then I could use my own home as a safe-house and shoot all the tourists queuing outside Madam Taussauds.
I was hoping part of the game, or future ones might be set in London. Then I could use my own home as a safe-house and shoot all the tourists queuing outside Madam Taussauds.