"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Games of Thrones they killed off?!!!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They're playing coy but I doubt he's gone.

The Red Woman's interest in Jon Snow means he will get another go around. If you remember the story line with Thoros and the Brotherhood without Banners Red Priests and Priestesses can revive people who have died. Melisandre has just returned to Castle Black after leaving Stannis so she's in the perfect position to bring him back.
 

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damn, I forgot about the red woman. If that one guy can bring people back to life I know she can.

Cause him and her worship the same god. I doubt Stannis is dead also
 

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I honestly think that Kit Harrington has been told to say that. They won't want to ruin the surprise when Jon Snow comes back to life..whats the point in killing him if the next day Kit is like "yeah I'll be back don't worry".

He is contracted for season 6 and possibly 7 so I'm quite sure he'll be resurrected Thoros of Myr style.
 

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It will be dope if he comes back, because this time around he wont be under the nightwatch oath being that he died.

Would like to see him take back winterfell.

Anything about Stannis we didn't see him die, and games of thrones pretty much show all the deaths. It never cuts to another scene when it comes to someone being killed, that's why I believe Stannis is alive

I think he will help Breinne rescue sansa
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The producers need to be creative, here is a creative way to wrap up the series --

Stannis is toast -- Arya will be back to normal and Theon is going get some red magic for that part he lost and become the new alpha male in the 7 kingdoms. Theon comes back with Sansa the Hound and Arya and they turn Ramsay into a mess before taking over the North. Night King takes a wrong turn, misses Winterfell entirely, goes straight to Kings Landing annihilates it then kills a dragon, makes it a zombie dragon, and then has it fly to Mereen to destroy it and everyone else. Dany, when sensing that she has lost decides to make the Night King her new Khal Drago and marries him (he still continues to spin plates, one of which is Sansa another her friend who likes Greyworm, that is until Night King does some crazy NLP routines on her). Series Over.
 

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you left out so many key players lol

little finger, tywin lannisters, the other two lanniters, the stark kid who is the next in line to be king of winterfell, etc.
 

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Ah yes, here you go --> Lannisters, High Sparrow -- everyone in that part of the 7 kingdoms all punk'd by the Night King. The Many Faced Dude and his followers escape death by putting on White Walker masks and assisting in the slaughter of the people of the city before later moving to the 7 Kingdoms version of Miami Beach once the Night King moves on. Little Finger, being the smart and cunning man he is, is able to "get one over" on the Night King and join his army as a White Walker apprentice as opposed to an ordinary zombie. Bron Stark and Hodor die in a swimming accident in a rather unglorious death, Maester Aemon style.
 

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I think it's BULL**** we didn't get to see Hodor at all this season :(
 

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Die Hard said:
I think it's BULL**** we didn't get to see Hodor at all this season :(

They said it is a reason for that, The stark kid is in training to become this magical being.

They said when he returns in the new season he suppose to be like 35, which is very odd, since he was a teen since we last seen him.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fatal Jay said:
They said it is a reason for that, The stark kid is in training to become this magical being.

They said when he returns in the new season he suppose to be like 35, which is very odd, since he was a teen since we last seen him.
living in a tree really ages people I guess..
 
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