Jealous people! It's one of the things you have to accept if you own certain cars, people will damage them intentionally. For example, Jeeps without doors/roof, I saw on a thread once how owners got sick of their upholstery being cut up all the time. Just by jealous a$$holes!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
flowtheory
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What??? Cutting the upholstery?
RichardTheFrog
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It probably just depends where you take it and where you park it.
There's a major street in downtown Orlando called Church Street with exotic cars parked there all the time. Lots of lights and cameras around.
Plus, insurance covers vandalism and you bet your a$$ I would press charges if I could find who did it. Plus a real loud alarm system, who knows.
zekko
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Who the heck would be jealous of a Jeep?
Answer: A person who couldn't afford one, I guess.
I could see that just having the upholstery exposed would be a big temptation for @sshole types, though. Some people will cut it up "because it's there".
RichardTheFrog
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Some people are just so ALPHA that they have to vandalize cars.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
R.U.G.
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Flow control, people are jealous when you have something and they do not have two pennies to rub together.
flowtheory
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Still. That’s just whack. Haters gone hate though I suppose