Gamed a girl whom I never saw standing up

[Alphathree]

She came to meet me earlier tonight.

She had the cutest face and upper body ever, so I wondered why she was so EASY to game.

....

Her rear end is HUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEEE

Oh well =)

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

I have a worse story. This goes back to my AFC days...

I was at a house party. My friends invited me over there, and there was this rediculously hot blonde sitting on the couch. I sat down next to her, and we really hit it off. As the night went on, she pretty much stayed there. It was kinda bizzare, but whatever. Ended up cuddling, kissing etc... and then finally when she got up, that gorgeous body with the wicked legs walked with a very bad limp/club foot type of thing. I can't really explain it. I was mortified and also ashamed of myself for feeling that way.

not 10 minutes later I was out the door and never even said goodbye.

Oh the shame is coming back to me.... I didn't know what to do, and thinking about it makes me feel like a real ass. I embarassed myself because she was a genuinely cool chick.... and I was shallow. Oh well, what can you do?

 

[Bradshaw]

Whatever you do, do not go clothes shopping with her because you KNOW that she is doing to ask this dreaded question!

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