gaining 2 inches ??

[Casino]

long story short i told some net sarge that i was 6'2 when infact i am actually 6 foot even. what is the best option i have for boosting my height w/o making it look unrealistic?

 

[t00dumb]

spike up ur hair

 

[FreeStyleZ]

Padded shoes?

 

[Caldus]

Spike your hair and wear padded shoes.

 

[Evil-Rom]

stripped shirts

 

[t00dumb]

how bout cut off ur hands and attach em to ur feet.

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by t00dumb
how bout cut off ur hands and attach em to ur feet.

hey thats a good one how about cut off your feet and attach them to your head lol

 

[Modro]

i highly doubt he is gunna measure you

 

[I-am-someone]

He?

 

[Sugarfoot]

Originally posted by Casino
long story short i told some net sarge that i was 6'2 when infact i am actually 6 foot even. what is the best option i have for boosting my height w/o making it look unrealistic?

A pair of Timberland™ boots should do the trick.


TOOTLES™

 

[Alpine]

The webs we weave.

Tell her you lied to her because you felt inadequate at 6ft, she'll understand.

 

[Jay-X]

who on earth could feel inadaquate at 6'0?! u r like 1-2 inchese above average, anyway

 

[Climax]

not a big issue.. wtf?

why in the world is this such a big deal? just dont even bring your height into the convo when u meet her, i promice she wont give a sh!t if you are 6.2 or 6 feel tall.


Laterz...

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by Casino
long story short i told some net sarge that i was 6'2 when infact i am actually 6 foot even. what is the best option i have for boosting my height w/o making it look unrealistic?

Why would you say that?? What could possibly be the difference between 6' and 6'2" (that is, unless this net sarge of yours happens to be 5'11", in which case I suppose those extra 2 inches really would matter... ) If you're dead-set on gaining 2 inches, the best option you would have would be surgically increasing your height. Basically, they break your legs, insert spacers, then let them heal. Then they break them again, repeat the process, and let them reheal. This continues until you're at the desired height. Or, you could just buy some shoes made for short people, with an extra lift in them. Then again, you could spike your hair up - giving you that extra boost. However, since I don't think the girl in question is going to bring a tape measure along with her and verify that you didn't lie about being 2 inches taller than you really are (once again, why would you lie about that in the first place!?!), I think you're fine just going normally.

By the way, this belongs in Anything Else.

 

[Casino]

yo i lied because the chick is 5'10

damn yo..thanks for the help

 

[thefonz]

timberlands timberlands, and more pairs of timberlands....they make me look like a basketball player

 

[Alpine]

Timberland with elevators, otherwise you're going to feel really bad otherwise.

She'll see you are actually quite short and probably cancel after loudly telling everyone in the place you are a pathetic, short liar.

Now, was it really worth it?

 

[Unbridled_1]

you could wear a Dr. Suess hat, like from the Cat in the Hat, but that would add about eight inches, make you about 6'8

 

[MindOverMatter]

lol this reminds me of that seinfeld episode where george wore those timberland boots so the girl wouldnt think he was short.

The main issue here is your INSECURITY about your height. Man up and stop caring about that sh!t. Never lie about your body, because the truth will come out.

 

[Asesino]

Wear a high heels shoes... and why lie about you being 6'? That's such a pvssy thing my friend.