"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fvcking Shoes

Desdinova

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What in hell is it with women and fvcking shoes? I don't get it. I own three pair, she owns 768376623 pair. Really, WTF is it?

If we go out to a store and I leave her alone for five minutes, I eventually find her picking out another fvcking pair of shoes. It's inevitable. "Oh, these are cute!" So are the other 5000 pairs sitting in your goddam bedroom closet.

Whenever I walk in her door, I trip over the goddam things. There's a shoe rack at the front door LOADED with fvcking shoes. The only place left to put mine is up my ass.

She has two pairs of fvcking shoes that are like ten years old. Understandable, one of my three pair is fifteen years old which I use to just slip on if I need to go outside. But her ten year old shoes should have been throw in the goddam trash five years ago. They smell like an old man's sweaty balls which have been sitting on the radiator for two years. She's tried cleaning them repeatedly, throwing them in the washing machine, and NOTHING gets that goddam smell out. Of course, my suggestion to throw the toxic things in the trash is unreasonable because they're not falling apart. When my shoes start to smell like a polecat's ass, they go in the trash.

Anyone else fed up with women's obsessions with fvcking shoes?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Aenigma

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Women waste money on things we think are stupid. Shoes, Clothes, retarded docorations.

We waste money on things they think are stupid. Sports, Video games, electronics.

Welcome to the Lace curtain.
 

ChrizZ

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You have to realize that people are mindless consumer zombie ants, especially women.

The media tells us that you are only allowed to be confident/happy if you consume, have achieved "success" or look a certain way.

That's why you don't see guys going up to women they like.

They work, work, work, consume, consume, consume, until one day they feel "good enough" to approach that woman.
 

taiyuu_otoko

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You think american girls are whack? (assuming you are in america) I remember I had a stopover in once Taipei for a couple days. I had a hotel near downtown. I got to the hotel rather late, but wanted to stroll around for a bit before turning in. There must have been one women's shoe store about every third store.

I asked the hotel desk man what the F was up, and he simply said "Asia woman love shoes."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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picard

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women like to dress up to look pretty. men like to spend money on toys.
 

pLaYtHiNg

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San Jose California said:
Some of them prefer wearing them instead.
:crackup:

Women, unlike men, have a greater variety of fashion, and the additional pressure to 'look good', 'match' etc. so on and so forth. Therefore, shoes of all styles and colors are accumulated to accompany the variety of clothing they wear.

Men pretty much have, what... boots, sneakers, loafers and sandels.

Women have heals, flats, sandels, sneakers, and boots. Professional shoes, fun shoes, casual shoes, sexy shoes....

What's the big deal anyways? Seems like a trivial thing to get upset over...

As for keeping the stinky shoes... that's just gross!
 

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my ex-gf only owned two pairs of sandals, two pairs of sneakers, and one pair of other shoes.

i'm so happy that I didn't have to deal with that sh!t!

comic_relief
 

Da Realist

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I say as long as it's her money, let her do it as long as everything doesn't become a burden on you. If she can pay her bills and get the shoes, let her. But the second she is deciding between rent and a pair of heels, it's time to get some stuff straight.
 
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