"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fvcking Greeting Card Emails

Desdinova

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I've never been so sick of spam than I am right now. Even the Viagra spam was more appealing than all these fvcking greeting card emails I've been getting. I recieve probably around 20 of them per day. What happened to the day when computer viruses and trojans were sneaky and did funny stuff? I used to get infected with the Stoned virus every couple of weeks back in the early 90s. There's a virus out there that will make your modem dial 911, and one where the letters fall off the screen.

Anyway, back to my rant. If snail mail was as bad as email, we'd be getting letter bombs and anthrax every couple of days.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jtrain 289

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Desdinova do you have blog outside this website i think i ran into it Reading Pook's blog
 

spider_007

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I used to get close to 200 junk emails a day on my work account

not any more

we switched service providers, so now our email goes throught their servers and junk mail filters.... down to one a day.
 

amoka

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I have received couple of these greeting card emails. I alway empty them in my trash.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Phyzzle

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Yahoo mail has a pretty good spam filter. I only get 4 spam messages a day. The additional 188 daily messages go into the bulk mail folder. Yes, I've had that address since 1997. It's on every spam list out there.
 
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