"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fvck you

BrownBear

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Fvck Pook
Fvck Anti-dump
Fvck Sosuave
Fvck my family members
Fvck my friends

**** everyone

Hey wait, now I think about it, fvck me too

And then, thank you everybody who I've just ****ed

Now I'm free
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BrownBear

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Mike32ct said:
You just failed NN's Celibacy Challenge.

No F-ing was allowing. You are the w e ake st link. Goodbye :).

Fvck NN's Celibacy Challenge too :moon:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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floydb25

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Sounds like a lot of STD's and retarded children are expected in your life. Also, homosexual tendencies.
 

Night-hawk

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T'is the Tao of the Fvck it! A philosophy of detachment with a nice ring to it 'gong'~~~~~~fvvvvvvcccckkkkk iiiiitttt.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Peaks&Valleys

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one thing's for sure. He doesn't give a fvck. That kind of has a certain attractiveness to it. Don't think he's AFC.
 

BrownBear

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floydb25 said:
Sounds like a lot of STD's and retarded children are expected in your life. Also, homosexual tendencies.
Dont worry, I used condoms :up:
 
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