fvck it....im just asking for what i already know

[_sideways_]

Met this girl twice...at the store. Gave me sparkle eyes and smiles and I got turned on. She's petite sporty 19 yr old ...very cute. Not fat. Not wearing a lot of make up.

so I tell her we should go to a movie. She's says I can't tonight. Whoa...i wasn't expecting her to say that.

so I tell her to give me her number and we can do something sporty like basketball cuz she plays I guess.

so...i texted her the same day with this line...

hey bruh, I just got the digits of the finest fittest girl in town, hell yea....

she obviously got the joke cuz she responded with ...lmao STFU.

so I was like haha...happy v day. She said same and that was that.


haven't texted or called since cuz my work schedule.



she hasn't either...so...grrr....plus I know she's 19 living at home....


but het body is on point.
my idea is to wait till I got some free time and take her to the park for a walk, maybe a juice....

I don't know shyt about her except she's sporty...

the number close was easy...but numbers don't mean anything sometimes.

how would a seasoned DJ continue. Keep in mind I'm over 24 yrs
but look 24 lol

 

[Chamber36]

I am not a seasoned don juan myself but I believe you should ride that horse while it's saddled up.

She might lose patience or think you lost interest of you don't text her for too long. You could ask her to do something out of the blue, like: "hey let's play BBall today".

Maybe you should txt her occasionally until you have time to hang with her, just to let her know u haven't forgotten her and maybe give her some butterflies in the meantime. Don't get into any conversations though via txt.

I'm curious what the other Don Juans have to say.

 

[GS750]

yeah, reach out. strike while the iron is hot.

 

[_sideways_]

Yea....except I went out on valentines day and partied hard....lost my cell with her number. So I would have to go back to her store and get it again.

another thing...if she asks my age...do I tell her I'm old enough...or be honest.

honesty never got me anywhere since I'm old but fvck I still look young

 

[Yewki]

so...i texted her the same day with this line...

hey bruh, I just got the digits of the finest fittest girl in town, hell yea....

she obviously got the joke cuz she responded with ...lmao STFU.

so I was like haha...happy v day. She said same and that was that.

Ouch. Painful to read. Your first text wasn't "good" but it was at least interesting. The problem is you over complimented her and probably came across as desperate. The second text... do not send generic sh*t. Instead you should have waited a day or two and tried to set something up.

Yea....except I went out on valentines day and partied hard....lost my cell with her number. So I would have to go back to her store and get it again.

Go back to her store after a while to buy something, while there explain the funny story of how you lost your phone and no longer have her number. Do not ask for her number again yet. After warming her up, ask her there in person if she would like to do X with you at such and such time. If she declines and doesn't seem interested, don't even bother getting her number again. Say something like "Alright cool, well take it easy" and leave. Otherwise, get her number.