"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Fvck expectations, take everything as its' face value

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Do not assume anything, it is arrogant and stup!d.

The only person you have to take care of is you, no one else.

Leave people alone when they don't reciprocate in your interactions with them.

Forget love, forget romance, forget responsibility for others. They are all Bullsh!t.

Forget shy people who are stup!d, you don't have to take care of them.

Eat, sleep, fvck. That's all you have to do in life.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Snarky said:
The only person you have to take care of is you, no one else.

Leave people alone when they don't reciprocate in your interactions with them.
I extend my courtesy only to you guys on this forum.

Everyone else can go fvck themselves
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's funny writing something hours before and seeing it as meaningless later.

However, my friend BraddH is still a f@ggot. ;)
 
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