Fvck buddy>gay friend ruining the deal

[BigWillyStyle]

I took some of your guys advice about that one chick and hooked up with a fvck buddy. The thing is, I just met up with an old friend of mine in paramatta on Sunday who I haven't seen in two years.

Back then I thought he was straight, then he comes out with "I'm actually gay you know, I came outta the closet..." I was pretty stunned to say the least but wasn't predjudice. Anyway this fvck buddy I met on Sunday is this gay dudes best friend(It IS a SHE, the fvck buddy!)

So the three of us have been hangin out everyday since Sunday, but since yesterday..... something bad happened, he starts hitting on me. He seems to like to get us drunk(especially me) and then gives me sexual gay innuendo. Like when we were all trashed yesterday he says gay **** like this>

"Your facial asthetics are soooo too die for" WTF?!

"you're sooo hot you know..." WTF?!

we're eating hotdogs and he says "I could soooo bite into a weener right now..." and winks at me. W T F?!?!
and the list goes on...

I told him many times before that I'm 100% straight but he's always trying **** when we're drunk. Like getting my fvck buddy and I to sleep in a 2 man sleeping bag together. WTF?! This is totally freaking me out, and this fvck buddy is the sweeeeeeetest screw and he's getting jealous because I'm fvcking her, not him!

I never new he was gay in highschool.... what would u guys do in my shoes?! He was a bud of mine in highschool but these gay cracks he swings at me when he knows I'm straight and tries to get me hammered to fvck my unconcious azzhole is getting me irritated! I need to keep this fvck buddy of mine as well, if I offend him too bad she's his best friend and off goes my easy pvssy.

 

[Dirkdiggler]

Yo man this is what I would do. I would tell him that you don't have a problem with him being gay. But your not comfortable with him hitting on you. Even if its a joke. If he doesn't undersatnd then he's really not your friend.

 

[DJ_Dork]

He is basically trying to c-o-ckblocking you while at the same time probably hungers for your c-o-ck haha. He probably knows what's in and what's out about yuo since yuo're banging his friend. It's kinda like when you meet your girl's female friends and they act all lusty around you in an exaggerated way.

if i were in your situation, i'd keep cool.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

So, your gay friend is your f*ck buddy? Or did I read the subject line wrong?

 

[NewMan]

Why are you letting him control the situation?

Why are you acting like his little Jester?

You've got to man up here my friend and tell this little fvck what is what.

Why are you hanging out with both of them.

Why don't you tell your FB that you just want to hang with her tonight?

Ignore the BS he's saying to you - but don't let him control what you do when you do it.

Get your FB the hell out of there and take her back to your pad if you need to.

 

[Julian]

Quit hanging around him bro.

 

[Bulldog6971]

ya gay guys are good for cuttin hair thats it. hahaha

 

[Good_ol_boy]

Originally posted by Bulldog6971
ya gay guys are good for cuttin hair thats it. hahaha

You forgot decorating your apartment!!

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by Good_ol_boy
You forgot decorating your apartment!!

Not even that. Let a gay guy decorate your apartment, and there goes your last shred of masculinity

 

[Skweints]

We all want what we can't have, right?

Well, a 100% straight man who's ****ing his chick friend can be considered a pretty good trophy if he were to pull it off. (Not saying it would happen. Trust me, I've been in your situation, having gay guys hit on you. Just look at it this way, now you know what a beautiful woman feels like. Well, sorta. Now if he was acting like an AFC, that'd do it.)

You have to admit, he does got some persistance, though. ;-)

 

[00Kevin]

take the guy out side and tell him to show some damn respect for you. stick up for yourself on this matter.

Too bad you couldn't punch him out with out getting acused of gay bashing.

That kind of **** from any guy is deserving of a serious ass kicking but then again I'm not someone you should listen to on this matter.

 

[Hollowpoint]

Threesome action!!! VIDS plz kthnx!

 

[CaptainObvious#1]

Hit it.

 

[squirrels]

Tell him in a stern, no-doubt kind of voice, that you're not gay, his hitting on you is making you uncomfortable, and to cut it the f**k out.

If he does it again, hit him.

 

[smoothiet]

pimp him to Kings Cross! haha jkz

 

[MindOverMatter]

stop hanging around homos.

 

[MRomeo99]

Apparently you've missed the whole point of a FB. A FB isn't for "hanging out", going drinking, etc. A FB is to Fvck and that's all.

So, If she were my FB, first off I wouldn't be GOING anywhere with her except to my bed. And second, I would be the man, and choose what we were going to do, which would NOT include the gay buddy.

If you're ever going to get good at your game, you're going to have to be able to isolate. And that means do whatever it takes to get your target alone.

I just don't see why you're letting this guy control the situation. If you're uncomfortable, change the situation. Don't hang out with your FB if she's with her GB. Tell her to come over after she's good and drunk. But, control the situation, or it won't be long and your FB will be gone too.

R

 

[Soma]

but these gay cracks he swings at me when he knows I'm straight and tries to get me hammered to fvck my unconcious azzhole is getting me irritated!

hahah lmao

 

[Tha Realnezz]

1.Don't socialize with homosexuals.

If your aren't gay why would you deal with them -unless they're family- and not expect to be considered "curious"?How are you gonna let some guy tell you he wanna svck your dyck and just takle it lightly?

Let alone continue to drink with him?

You can't fight every guy that makes a pass at you but you shouldn't be his freind,man..eww.


I know they're are alot curious bruthas up in this B!tch too:40-year old virgins,guys with "attractive freinds",gay roomates,going gay-bars to met girls,etc....All just cries for help.


It could be your b!tch freind telling her to fvck with you.You know gays are the pet women.They gt off on seeing men humiliate themselves.That's why the defend quuers to the extreme.

Women thinks guys who hang out with gays gay too.I wouldn't put it past a chic to tell her queers freind to do something like that.


Ew..

 

[Mack Bishop]

yo what the ****. i would give him one stern warning and if he continues beat **** out of him leave and dont talk to your **** buddy unless she calls you